Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on pigs. But don’t worry, our admin team is on it and will help you fight them off with diamond swords and enchanted armor.
Need a break from all the action? Head over to our peaceful village where you can trade with villagers for rare items like exploding sheep and flying llamas. And don’t forget to visit our disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!
But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo, where players compete to see who can ride the dragon the longest. And every Friday night, we host a massive fireworks show that lights up the sky with colors you’ve never seen before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft community around! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we heard that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting!
| Server | Description |
|---|---|
| Survival SMP | A friendly build-focused group of people. Hangout, check out builds, and have a great time gaming together. |
| Creative | A server for testing machines and building builds, with creative mode available for all your desires. |
| Vault Hunters | A brand new addition with a twist. Expand the world border together and follow the main server rules. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I apply to join? | Visit our website at crafttomuck.com and follow the link to our Discord to apply. |
| What modpack do you use? | You can find the modpack for our servers on Curseforge under “Crafftomuck”. |
| Is there any lag on the servers? | We have a dedicated server to minimize lag, and our admins work to resolve any issues quickly. The servers usually run at 20tps. |
| Can I join the Vault Hunters server alone? | Yes, you can join alone or team up with others to expand the world border together. |
| Do you have a world map for the SMP server? | Yes, you can view the world map at map.crafttomuck.com. |
Our server offers a unique experience where you can relive all the drama and chaos of family dynamics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will your older sister ignore your calls just like in real life? Will she guilt-trip you for taking care of your sick child? The possibilities are endless!
Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama in Minecraft form. And remember, if you don’t leave your child with a stranger for a month, you’re just like the rest of us assholes!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. Imagine dancing with creepers, skeletons, and even the Ender Dragon! It’s a party you won’t want to miss.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So come join our server and experience the most outrageous coincidences and adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you?
