Craftymccraftface MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyMcCraftFace: Server No. 917025932 by Definitely Not Anonymous

Suspense, detective, Cryptic, ANONYMOUS, investigation

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of RAINBOW LLAMAS and battle evil mobs with DANCING SKELETONS as your allies.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to shoot EXPLODING SHEEP from your fingertips and build castles made of CHOCOLATE BLOCKS.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet TALKING CREEPER that will tell you hilarious jokes while you mine for diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyMcCraftFace: The Server That’s Definitely Not No. 265381814 by Anonymous

kiss, Intimacy, Embrace, SWEET, CraftyMcCraftFace

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, ruling over all with an iron fist (literally, because they had a diamond sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you will ever see. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops, you never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across.

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where players pass around a flaming potato that explodes if you’re holding it when the timer runs out. It’s a blast, literally!

So come join us on Smooch, where the adventures are endless and the laughter never stops. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server!

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CraftyMcCraftFace

video games, open world, CraftyMcCraftFace, Epic, Dream game.

Are you tired of boring old games with limited customization options? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has more customization than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’re talking rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs with top hats, and even a disco ball that follows you around wherever you go. Triple A games wish they could have this much customization, but they can’t handle our level of awesomeness. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

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CraftyMcCraftFace: Where No. 73469944 by Anonymous is the Boss of LOLs

anonymous author, Thriller, Enigmatic, unknown writer, soon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of llamas as they race through fields of rainbow sheep. You can even challenge the moderators to a dance-off for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller moves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyMcCraftFace – Where even the numbers have a sense of humor! #464613884

comedy, Foreign, Larping, josh, Friends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a golden feather that grants them the power to fly! And don’t worry about griefers, because our admin team is made up of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect your creations with their icy breath.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Will you be brave enough to explore its gooey depths? Join us now and find out!

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Ex’sNarcissisticRevealMCServer

ExsNarcissisticRevealMCServer, Abuse, meddling, BETRAYAL, Emotional Abuse

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of my brother Zain’s relationship with the infamous Amber.

Amber is not your average Minecraft player – she’s a master manipulator, causing chaos wherever she goes. From revealing family secrets to exploiting innocent seamstresses, Amber’s antics will keep you on your toes.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join us as we navigate through the tangled web of relationships, where even friends like Laura get caught in the crossfire. Will she spill the tea to Salim about Amber’s past? Only time will tell on our server.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, if you’re looking for a server that’s never boring and always full of surprises, look no further. Just be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that rivals the best soap operas out there. See you in the game, where anything can happen!

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NoTripForYouLOL

personal finance, financial obligations, Decision making, Guilt, setting boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about unreliable friends ruining your plans! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine this: You and your friend are about to embark on a journey to the farthest reaches of the Minecraft world. You’ve booked your flights, reserved your hotel, and everything is set for an epic adventure. But wait, your friend suddenly can’t afford to go and expects you to foot the bill? Not on our server!

Join us and leave behind the drama of unreliable friends who can’t manage their finances. On our server, you’ll never have to deal with selfish companions who expect you to cover their expenses. It’s all about fun, friendship, and building amazing creations together.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the guilt and sleepless nights behind, and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. See you in the game!

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2055GoogleMC SMP

Time Jump, future inventions, Technology, futuristic society, time travel

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the year is 2055 and the world has been taken over by sentient chickens! Join us as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with clucking chaos and eggcellent adventures.

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon against our feathered foes – the legendary Diamond Chicken Sword! Crafted from the finest feathers and enchanted with the power of poultry, this sword will make you cluck all the way to victory.

Join us on this epic quest to overthrow our chicken overlords and reclaim the Minecraft world for humanity! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and start Googling for the best chicken recipes to celebrate our inevitable victory!

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BlockyBreakups

relationship advice, nitpicking, funny, Pet Peeves, red flags

Are you tired of dating players who don’t know how to craft a diamond sword? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is full of skilled crafters who know their way around a crafting table! Join us and find your perfect crafting partner today!

One player joined our server and found out their date didn’t know how to make a bed in Minecraft. Can you believe it? Needless to say, they broke up immediately and found love on our server with someone who could build a mansion in no time!

Don’t waste your time dating someone who doesn’t know the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli. Join our server and find love with someone who can build you a castle fit for a queen (or king)!

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KurskCraft: Emergency Edition

russia, international relations, KurskCraft, emergency protocols, civilian safety

hey u! yes u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join this one! why u ask? cuz in this server, we got a whole city of talking cows who love to dance to disco music all day long! not only that, but we also have a secret underground base where u can ride on giant chickens and shoot laser beams at creepers!

oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to russia in the server? yea, that’s right! u can visit the state of emergency in kursk and help fight off the evil incursion with your trusty diamond sword! but be careful, cuz the zombies there are extra spicy and will try to steal your enchanted armor!

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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