CraftyLovePeeves Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyLovePeeves

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crops Grown:	1346	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Tired of your significant other always getting mad at you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, join our server and we guarantee they’ll be too busy laughing at your hilarious builds to even notice you’re playing! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are actually the key to a happy relationship, so start mining now and watch the love bloom!

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

cream, Gel, gender affirming care, Gender Identity, health disparities, hormone administration, hormone levels, hormone replacement therapy, hormone side effects, hormone therapy, hormone treatment, Injection, LGBTQ, madness, Medical research, Men, menstrual cycle, menstruation, TESTOSTERONE, Trans, trans men, Transgender, transgender health

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, io, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8473
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6474	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	595	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	813	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	236	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

#youtube, alcohol, alcoholic Aussie, Australian streamer, Brood War, Casio Mario World, Crafty, CREW, game + hard, Gaming, kaizo, Live Stream, Minecraft, multistreams, Nambona, Nambona420, Nambona890, online personality, Server, shittalk, twitch, twitch streamer, Yakuza Games, YouTube content creator

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Potions Brewed:	140
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Villages Defended:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

A-type students, backyard, big house, college-aged girls, Community, competitive swimmers, Friendly, Gate, key, Minecraft, Neighborhood, parents, playboy mansion, Pool, practice swimming, retired, Routine, semi-rural area, Server, South, teacher friend, teenage neighbors, TeenPoolParty, Tinder

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9296	Enchantments Applied:	199
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

adult siblings, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family drama, financial strain, guest etiquette, living arrangements, night, noise complaints, OWLS, personal space, Respect, room, roommate issues, self-care, sibling relationships, sleep schedule, SnoozeCraft, Support, temporary housing, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1920
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉