CraftyLove Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyLove Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, CraftyLove, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, long term happiness, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, relationship, Respect, smp, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	971959
Void Gems Collected:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Lol, bro, forget relationships, join this Minecraft SMP for the real deal! We got diamonds for days, like seriously, our world is practically made out of diamonds. And get this, our mobs are all trained to do the Macarena dance whenever you walk by. It’s like a party 24/7, bro.

Plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. I wished for a pet dragon, and now I ride around on a freakin’ dragon, bro. It’s lit.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a giant talking cactus named Carl? Yeah, he’s like our mascot or something. He tells the best jokes, bro. You gotta hear his knock-knock jokes, they’re so bad they’re good.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up. We’ll be waiting for ya, bro.

CraftyLove: Green Flags Only

chemistry, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, DATING, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Flags, green flags, Green.., growth, Honesty, Kindness, long term potential, mutual understanding, relationships, Respect, Shared values, Support, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Secret Passages Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is filled with diamond-level players who know how to treat you like the queen or king you are.

Join us if you’re into players who know how to enchant you with their charm and mine your heart away. Our server is like a love potion, guaranteed to make you fall head over heels in love with Minecraft all over again.

So, if you’re looking for a love story that’s more epic than the Ender Dragon battle, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise.

CraftyLove: Time-Travel Edition

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, CraftyLove, Decision making, destiny, Edition, emotional connection, fate, hindsight, life choices, long-term relationships, love, partner choice, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, soulmate, time travel, timetravel, Trust

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time travel is not only possible but encouraged! Imagine going back in time before you met your current partner and still choosing them because they’re the only one who knows how to build the perfect pixel art heart for you. Or maybe you’ll go back and realize they’re actually a creeper in disguise and decide to build a fortress to keep them out. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and see where your time-traveling adventures take you!

CraftyLove

Affection, Blind, childhood friends, closeness, Communication, confusion, CraftyLove, DATING, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, goals, misunderstanding, physical contact, Priorities, realization, reconciliation, relationship, rural upbringing, Support, village life

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

CraftyLove: The Key to Happiness

Commitment, compromise, CraftyLove, emotional connection, forgiveness, growth together, Happiness, healthy communication, Honesty, Intimacy, key, long term relationship, love, loyalty, mutual respect, Partnership, patience, quality time, strong foundation, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Towns Built:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

The key to a long and healthy relationship is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found their soulmate while building a pixelated castle together. They lived happily ever after, mining diamonds and slaying creepers side by side. So if you’re looking for love, adventure, and a whole lot of blocky fun, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Breakup, Communication, compromise, CraftyLove, CREDIT SCORE, decision, disagreement, finances, House, Investment, loan, Logic, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Partnership, Property, Purchase, real estate, relationship, Server, UNFAIR

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Towns Built:	2
Ores Mined:	5618	Holy Grails Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

CraftyLove: Digging for Diamonds

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, CraftyLove, diamonds, Digging, Early, Future, green flags, growth, healthy, Honesty, long term, love, Partnership, Positive, Potential, relationship, Respect, serious, signs, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you stumble upon a rare pink sheep and it turns out to be your soulmate!

Our server is filled with green flags that show this relationship is meant to be serious, like when you build a castle together and realize you both have a knack for interior decorating.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the love (and creepers) flow!

CraftyLove – Build Your Relationship

anxiety, BUILD, Communication, Connection, CraftyLove, DATING, friendship, Introverts, love, Meeting, mental health, online dating, overcoming fears, partner, Personal experiences, redditors, relationship, relationships, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, Social Skills, support group

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7747
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of awkwardly trying to flirt with strangers in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now and meet your soulmate while building pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to bond over? Join us and find love in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyLove

Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, CraftyLove, Dedication, growth, Happiness, long term, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage goals, married life, Partnership, relationships, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vows

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	145	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Crops Grown:	4039
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of your spouse constantly stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about marital strife again! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and focus on building the most epic blocky creations. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous villagers who love to play matchmaker with players. Who knows, you might just find your true love while mining for resources! So come join us and say goodbye to relationship drama, and hello to endless fun and adventure in the world of Minecraft!

MineCraftyPros Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	218	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you a professional diamond miner? A top-tier redstone engineer? A master builder of epic castles? Well, if you make over $200k a year, then you belong on our Minecraft server for the elite! Join us and show off your wealth in the form of virtual blocks and resources. Who needs a fancy car when you can drive a virtual minecart filled with diamonds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a dragon made entirely out of emeralds. So if you’re ready to show off your Minecraft skills and your fat paycheck, then come join us!

RespawnRanch: Where discontinued products come back to life!

beloved brands, beloved items, bring back, childhood memories, classic products, classic services, Discontinued, discontinued products, discontinued services, favorite products, favorite services, fond memories, Life, long lost treasures, missed products, missed services, Nostalgia, products, RespawnRanch, retro products, retro services, sentimental favorites, sentimental items, vintage items

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Do you ever wish you could bring back the glory days of the McRib or the excitement of Saturday morning cartoons? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the discontinued products and services you never knew you needed! Imagine riding a Blockbuster Video themed rollercoaster while munching on Crystal Pepsi and wearing your favorite pair of Heelys. Join us for a trip down memory lane and a chance to relive the best of the past in the most blocky and pixelated way possible!

FireworkFiasco2022

budgeting, celebration, complaint, complaint about inflation, consumerism, Economy, Entertainment, Event, Expenses, extravagance, FireworkFiasco2022, fireworks, Frustration, holiday, inflation, luxury, MONEY, SPENDING, Summer, tradition, Waste

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ores Mined:	8930	Buildings Constructed:	36
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have EXPLOSIONS GALORE!

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! a creeper explodes right in your face. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

we also have a special event next week where all the people who spent hundreds or thousands of dollars on fireworks will whine about inflation. join us for some explosive fun and crazy shenanigans!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! explosions, fireworks, and more await you. join now and let the madness begin!

Civ+ Semi-Civilized Anarchy: We promise only 50% chaos! Join for Grinding, KOTH, and occasional PVP!

Anarchy, aura, Bastion, Chaos, CITADEL, Civ, Community, consequences, Discord, Enchantment, End.., Fuel, Governance, Grinding, History, imprison, Join, JukeAlert, Justice, Koth, Loot, MeansOfProduction, Mechanics, meteor, occasional, Promise, PvP, semi anarchy, SemiCivilized, Vorpal, Website

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Animals Bred:	156	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Civ+: An intuitive Civilization Simulation server designed for the long term
We’ve been in development for half a decade now, and we exited beta just yesterday. Civ+ is a server with real consequences, delivered by players with plugins which let you enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance. We’re a community server built from the ground-up around concepts such as simplicity and playability, popularizing the Civ genre, and providing a dynamic environment where history can flourish with minimal admin intervention.

Civ+: An intuitive Civilization Simulation server designed for the long term

We’ve been in development for half a decade now, and we exited beta just yesterday. Civ+ is a server with real consequences, delivered by players with plugins which let you enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance. We’re a community server built from the ground-up around concepts such as simplicity and playability, popularizing the Civ genre, and providing a dynamic environment where history can flourish with minimal admin intervention.

Features
Bastion: prevent enemies placing blocks in your territory.
Citadel: allows you to reinforce and protect blocks, block by block.
MeansOfProduction: lets you craft lots of custom items using a 5×5 crafting table.
Vorpal: a unique and interesting way to imprison your enemies.
JukeAlert: monitor your territory.

News

Yesterday we launched the server, and today is scheduled to be our first Meteor. Once weekly, the server will randomly select a location for a meteor to land and the players will fight for the meteor. The innovative thing about this KOTH is the fact that many people won’t be there for the loot inside the meteor. The loot is a nice bonus, but the real reason to visit a meteor is the deadly aura that surrounds the landing site. While in the aura, any Vorpal-enchanted items you hold in your inventory will be refueled. This is the only way to refuel our custom enchantment that lets you imprison people in the end. While players are in the end, they deplete the fuel on the weapon that defeated them and if the fuel hits zero they are freed.

Join today

Civ+ is live now at play.civ.plus

We also have a website explaining all of our mechanics at https://civ.plus/

Our discord can be joined using https://discord.com/invite/73BQCCU6xg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Civ+ been in development?	Civ+ has been in development for half a decade.
What makes Civ+ unique?	Civ+ allows players to enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance, popularizing the Civ genre.
What is the Meteor event?	The Meteor event is a weekly occurrence where a meteor lands in a random location for players to fight over for loot and refueling of Vorpal-enchanted items.
How can I join Civ+?	You can join Civ+ by connecting to `play.civ.plus` and visiting our website and discord for more information.

ToonCraft Minecraft Server

animation, art, artist, cartoon, Character, Comic, creative process, creativity, design, digital art, doodle, drawing, funny, graphic, humor, illustration, Minecraft, Server, sketch, Toon, ToonCraft, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking llama who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. But beware, the llama has a mischievous streak and loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a horde of angry chickens.

Once you’ve proven your worth to the llama, you’ll gain access to our exclusive “Disco Dimension” where the party never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move. Dance the night away with your fellow players and earn special rewards for showing off your best dance moves.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players can saddle up their favorite pig and compete in high-speed races through treacherous obstacle courses. Will you be the next pig racing champion or will you end up face-planting into a pile of mud? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Post you’re toon and join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for that sneaky llama!

LolcowCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, cyberbullying, internet culture, internet drama, internet fame, internet gossip, internet infamy, internet notoriety, internet personality, lolCow, LolcowCraft, Minecraft, online attention, online behavior, Online Community, online controversy, online harassment, online persona, online reputation, online trolling, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Mines Excavated:	3324
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Do you want to level up your trolling skills and become a certified lolcow? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to prank your fellow players, build ridiculous structures that defy all logic, and engage in hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outwit this ghost and claim the title of ultimate troll?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Remember, you’re gonna become a lolcow just like him, anon.

MineCraftyHouseworkServer

bills, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, division of labor, equality, financial stress, Frustration, Gender Roles, household chores, Messy, MineCraftyHouseworkServer, Négotiation, partner, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, teamwork, unpaid labor

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	118
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of living in a messy Minecraft world with your partner? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! No more dishes piling up, clutter taking over, or skid marks in the toilet – just pure, clean fun in our virtual world.

On our server, you can make outrageous deals with your partner like paying the majority of the virtual bills in exchange for cleaning being your job in the Minecraft house. Who needs real-life arguments about chores when you can just make a powerpoint presentation with the slogan “not a maid (unless I get paid)”?

So come join us and leave the real-life mess behind – because in our Minecraft world, cleaning up after your partner can actually be fun (and profitable)!

SeatSaverSteve

10 hour, 9 year old, aisle seat, aita, Asshole, crying, headphones, horrible person, Landing, middle seat, Mother, nasty comments, not giving up my seat, out of country, plane ride, restroom, SeatSaverSteve, switch seats, Yelling

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving up your comfy seat on a 10-hour plane ride? Then join our Minecraft server where you can keep your virtual seat without any entitled parents bothering you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the sky when suddenly, a wild entitled parent appears! But fear not, on our server, you can simply block them and continue crafting your masterpiece without any drama.

Join now and experience the thrill of standing your ground against entitled parents in a virtual world where your seat is YOUR seat, no questions asked! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Karen who just can’t let go of that aisle seat she never got. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Only one way to find out!

Skipless TV Intro Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Star Shards Collected:	74	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Ores Mined:	6387
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old intro? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never want to skip the intro! Why, you ask? Because our intro features a herd of dancing pigs, a choir of singing creepers, and a fireworks display that will make your eyes pop out of your head! Join our server for the most epic intro you’ll ever see in the Minecraft universe. And who knows, you might even spot a celebrity guest appearance from Notch himself! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest intro of your Minecraft life!

MineCraftyMess – Worst Job Ever!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	706042
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Secret Passages Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Are you tired of boring jobs in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on the most epic adventure of your life.

Forget about flipping burgers or cleaning up after animals, on our server you can become a professional block builder, a fearless explorer, or even a daring dragon tamer. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame this majestic bird will be granted unlimited riches and power.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring job behind and join our Minecraft server today for a chance to live out your wildest dreams and maybe even become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer. Trust us, it’s way more fun than cleaning up after animals.