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CraftyLotteryLawsuits

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

So, like, you know how you see those dumb ads for mobile games on Facebook that are, like, totally fake and make you wanna smash your phone? Well, imagine a Minecraft server that’s the complete opposite of that hot mess!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs a lottery win when you’ve got a server this awesome?!

NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Emeralds Found:	9680
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Towns Built:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Star Shards Collected:	222	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Crops Grown:	1419	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Items Found:	1265
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchantments Applied:	293
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Emeralds Found:	5065

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Magic Items Found:	7911	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!