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CraftyLingo

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Farms Harvested:	707
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Animals Bred:	115

so, you want to join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you why you should join. first of all, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. if you join, you can help them hatch their evil plan (literally).

also, we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually really friendly and just want to play pranks on unsuspecting players. don’t worry, they won’t actually haunt you (maybe).

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most wacky minecraft community around. who needs normal when you can have insane?

TiananmenCraft Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, China, commemoration, Democracy, freedom, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memory, Minecraft, music awards, Political, protest, protest song, repression, Server, Singer, social justice, taiwan, Tiananmen, tiananmen square, TiananmenCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

So, liek, this server is, liek, totally epic cuz, liek, we have this crazy story where a Taiwan singer, right, he tells this prestigious music awards show to, liek, not forget Tiananmen! And, liek, everyone on the server is, liek, cheering and stuff cuz it’s, liek, so wild and out there, man! You gotta join this server, dude, it’s, liek, the coolest place to be in all of Minecraft! Plus, we have, liek, the best parties and stuff, and, liek, the craziest adventures you can imagine! So, come on and join us, cuz, liek, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, bro!

CraftyZelenskyWarPlan

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyWarPlan, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, peace plan, peace talks, political news, President Zelensky, russia, Security issues, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Towns Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and stuff? well, this server is ur chance to be a hero and save the world from a crazy war with russia! join us and help zelensky make a super secret plan to end the war once and for all! u can build epic bases, fight off evil mobs, and maybe even become the ultimate peacekeeper in the minecraft universe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of something totally insane and awesome!

TenseCraft – Where Verbs Get Nervous

Communication, grammar, Language, linguistics, Nervous, sentence construction, Sentence Structure, sentence tense, Syntax, TENSE, tense adjustment, tense alteration, tense change, tense effect, tense impact, tense manipulation, tense modification, tense shift, tense variation, TenseCraft, verb tense, verbs, Writing

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	9185	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Votes:	4092
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

so, listen up gamers! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well, u better join our server cuz we got flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts! yea, u heard me right! not only that, but we also have a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples! and get this, our server is guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword! if u can defeat the chicken, u will be crowned the king of the server and get a free lifetime supply of virtual cookies! so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most intense minecraft adventure of your life!

Wylore

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay Survival Skyblock PvP Creative Minigames Economy Towny RPG Quests Factions Vanilla Hardcore Whitelisted Modded Pixelmon Prison KitPvP Skywars Bedwars, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	187	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Dive into the vast depths of Oceancraft, a Minecraft server where endless adventures await beneath the waves. Explore, build, and conquer!

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CheaterBull Minecraft Server

Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Bull, CheaterBull, Cheating, Communication, consent, cuckold, ethical non monogamy, Experience, experimentation, fantasy fulfillment, friend’s girlfriend, hung, Minecraft, open relationship, Prostitute, Server, sexual encounters, sexual exploration, taboo, Threesome, Trust, twink

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting screwed is the blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story about my friend wanting me to…uh, never mind, let’s just focus on the fun in-game adventures instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items and engage in intense PvP battles. Rumor has it that the club is guarded by a giant chicken wearing diamond armor – don’t ask how it got there, just go with it.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical forest where players can ride on flying pigs and hunt for enchanted loot. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off – trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? And hey, if you happen to run into any awkward situations like the one mentioned above, just remember to keep it in-game. Happy crafting!

GooseCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, book series, Cliffhanger, confusion, creepy, discussion, goosebumps, goosebumps books, GooseCraft, Horror, Interpretation, Literary Analysis, Minecraft, Mystery, plot twist, R.L. Stine, Server, spooky, Supernatural, Thread, Thriller, unexpected, WTF

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing cows…they’re known to break out into spontaneous breakdancing battles at any moment.

PartyPoPo911

above the rules, ah, blocked off, calling the police, foot surgery, Frustration, husband, Karen, Motion, Neighborhood, non-emergency police, pain meds, parents, Party, PartyPoPo911, Permit, Report, rules, street party, Target, turnaround

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with entitled neighbors who think they own the whole street? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can block off entire virtual streets without a permit and throw epic block parties every day!

Immerse yourself in a world where foot surgeries are a thing of the past and pain meds are just for fun. Help your virtual parents run errands and avoid pesky Karens trying to ruin your street party vibes. And if anyone dares to call the virtual cops on you, just build a fortress to protect your party kingdom!

So come on down to our server and show off your rule-breaking skills. Who needs permits when you have virtual power? Join now and let the party begin! Karen-approved, but only if you’re ready to unleash your inner party animal!

PixelPotionCraft

Charity, Community, compassion, drug addiction, Empathy, giving back, Help, homelessness, judgement, Kindness, mental health, misconceptions, Outreach, PixelPotionCraft, POVERTY, Rehabilitation, Resources, Social Issues, Stereotypes, substance abuse, Support

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2165	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a potato, or racing against creepers in a high-speed minecart chase. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But the best part? We have a secret underground society of Villagers who are actually alien spies plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be part of the wackiest and most unpredictable server out there, join us now and remember: never trust a Villager with a mustache!

BoomCraft: 18+ Explosive Fun!

#authorities, Attack, Bombing, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, death toll, explosion, explosive, extremism, Fun, investigation, Nigeria, Nigerian authorities, SECURITY, suicide attacks, suicide bombers, suspects, Terrorism, terrorism in Africa, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun! Forget about real life drama, on our server you can blow stuff up and build to your heart’s content.

We have so much chaos and craziness going on, you’ll forget all about those suspected suicide bombers in Nigeria. Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting and exploring our wild and wacky world.

Join us for non-stop action and adventure, and leave all the real world nonsense behind. Plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town. So what are you waiting for? Come join the party!

SunCraft HydroFarm

agricultural byproducts, alternative fuel, biofuel, biowaste, carbon neutral, clean energy, energy efficiency, energy reduction, environmental innovation., green technology, HydroFarm, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen production, innovative method, manure, renewable energy, researchers, Suncraft, Sunlight, sustainable fuel, University of Illinois Chicago, waste-to-energy

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	99
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Crops Grown:	4715

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN POOP INTO HYDROGEN FUEL! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE LIKE MAGICIANS BUT WITH POOP! IMAGINE RIDING AROUND ON A FLYING POOP-POWERED CARPET, THAT’S THE KIND OF CRAZY STUFF YOU’LL SEE HERE!

WE’RE LIKE THE WILLY WONKA OF MINECRAFT SERVERS, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF CANDY WE’RE MAKING FUEL OUT OF MANURE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT?! PLUS, WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF WACKY MINIGAMES AND EVENTS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH UNTIL YOU CRY.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU SAY YOU’VE BEEN PART OF A SERVER THAT TURNS POOP INTO FUEL?! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!