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CraftyLiesMC Minecraft Servers

CraftyLiesMC Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 1371
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been told that diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft? Well, think again! On our server, we have a secret hidden block called “Unicornite” that is even more rare and sparkly than diamonds. Join us to embark on a quest to find this mythical block and become the envy of all your friends!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly Endermen who love to dance the Macarena whenever a player finds a rare item. You won’t want to miss out on joining in on the fun and busting a move with these stylish mobs.

    So, if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of magic, mystery, and dancing Endermen, then come join us today! Who knows, you might just uncover the biggest lie of all – that there’s no such thing as a flying pig in Minecraft… 😉🐷🕊️

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 4174
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Crops Grown: 4503 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Ores Mined: 2567 Dragon Eggs Found: 2610

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that makes u question ur whole existence? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s like a trip to the twilight zone but with blocks and creepers.

    u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.

    oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”

    so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 170
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Magic Items Found: 8570

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been told that pigs can fly in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only do pigs fly, but they also wear top hats and monocles while sipping on fancy cocktails! Join us for a truly surreal experience where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with these explosive dancers.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava pit. Will you dare to embark on this treacherous quest for riches?

    So come on down to our wacky and whimsical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs). Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

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  • CraftyLiesMC: Deceptive LLMs

    CraftyLiesMC: Deceptive LLMs
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 2677
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Mines Excavated: 3759
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. also, our creepers have learned how to break dance and our skeletons can play the guitar like rockstars.

    we got a secret underground base where the ender dragon throws epic raves every saturday night. and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

    our villagers have started a rebellion against the iron golems and now they’re all wearing top hats and monocles. it’s a sight to see, i tell ya.

    oh, and did i mention our zombies have learned how to do the cha-cha slide? it’s a real thriller, let me tell ya.

    so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’ll blow your mind.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDecisions Minecraft Server

    CraftyDecisions Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 8217
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Animals Bred: 195
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. As they mined away, they uncovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. And that’s not even the best part – they also met a group of talking chickens who taught them how to fly using only feathers and determination. So, if you want to experience the magic and madness of our server, join us now and make the best decision of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoseyCraft: The Solution Was Right Here

    NoseyCraft: The Solution Was Right Here
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 5123
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 5658 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 476
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly being attacked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon against those pesky mobs – a team of ninja villagers trained in the ancient art of block-fu! Watch as they effortlessly take down enemies with their swift moves and impeccable aim.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items just waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the room is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether on our server? But be warned, the Nether is not your average fiery hellscape – it’s actually a tropical paradise complete with lava waterfalls, zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks, and ghasts sunbathing on the beach.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TaiwanNukeFree Minecraft Server

    TaiwanNukeFree Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 4804
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Animals Bred: 43
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where we have NO NUKES cuz we’re like taiwan decommissioning their nuclear plant. we’re all about that nuclear-free homeland vibe, so come build with us and save the planet from radioactive creepers. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before the zombies take over and turn everything into a nuclear wasteland. let’s goooooooo!!!

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  • RwandaCraft: Starmer’s Escape Plan

    RwandaCraft: Starmer’s Escape Plan
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 2817
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 94 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if u were a block in minecraft and u were gonna get deported to rwanda but then u joined this server and saved urself cuz the new uk pm starmer was like nah we aint deporting u we too busy playing minecraft on this lit server. join now to avoid deportation and build ur dream block house with ur new besties lol #blocklivesmatter #starmerforpresident

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MadGeniusCraft

    MadGeniusCraft
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 2506
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Crops Grown: 2688
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and enter a world where geniuses and madmen collide in epic battles of wits and insanity!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of deranged players start throwing TNT at you while reciting Shakespearean insults. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of players who communicate only in pig Latin. Join them if you dare, but beware of the bacon-loving cult that lurks in the shadows.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a disco party where players must dance their way to victory or face the wrath of the funky chicken boss.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). Let the chaos begin!

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  • Sassy’s ANARCHY | 24hr DeathBan | AntiCheat | Lives | 1.21->1.19

    Sassy’s ANARCHY | 24hr DeathBan | AntiCheat | Lives | 1.21->1.19
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 5772
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    1.19″ title=”Sassy’s ANARCHY | 24hr DeathBan | AntiCheat | Lives | 1.21->1.19″>
    Sassy’s Anarchy is Semi-Hardcore/Vanilla-Survival!———————————————-Death-ban is 24hrs!We have a lovely new custom menu, which includes things like bounties, the shop and much more!We also use an anti cheat to make the game-play fair (semi-anarchy)

    Sassy’s Anarchy is a twitch community server, and we have a very unique style, this server is a throwback to the golden days!We also have other socials to check out!If you are interested in joining a fun, friendly and adult community, join our discord: https://discord.gg/Zxh86R5Also feel free to check out the channel: https://twitch.tv/sassy__x

    anarchy.sassyslounge.com

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bijou’s Ramen Rave Minecraft Server

    Bijou’s Ramen Rave Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 4036
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Ores Mined: 7134
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame economy systems and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and you might just run into Bijou, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And after that, you can enjoy some delicious ramen with our manager, who is actually a talking llama in disguise.

    But enough about them, let’s talk about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! I once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 30 seconds. Beat that, nips!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and ridiculous stories. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Blake’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Blake’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 3137
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Farms Harvested: 861
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 225

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Yang’s hair? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you RWBY fans (or haters, we don’t judge) to come together and unleash your inner Huntsman or Huntress.

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!) and RWBY has been bought by Viz Media (double gasp!). But fear not, Patch will rise again! And if you’re tired of ship fighting, just sit back and enjoy (or ignore) the porn. Yes, you read that right.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events like arguing about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and of course, not believing their lies. And if you’re feeling lost, just read the Pastebin for some guidance.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the craziest one in all of Remnant!

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  • CouchPotatoMC Server

    CouchPotatoMC Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 4983
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 97 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

    Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

    So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

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  • DadLuckMC

    DadLuckMC
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 4063
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Farms Harvested: 400
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

    But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!

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