Join us if you want to escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. We promise not to put you down as the designated child caregiver, because that’s just not our style.
Our server is like a 401k for your soul, with life insurance for your sanity. We offer swimming and gymnastics classes for your virtual characters, because why not? And if something goes horribly wrong, rest assured that your in-game assets will be split among your fellow players.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and zero obligations to raise anyone’s kids. Because in our world, the only thing you have to parent is your pet wolf.
So, picture this: you’re chilling at home, minding your own business, when suddenly your mom and sister come back from the grocery store. You innocently ask your mom a question, but before she can even answer, your sister starts going off on you, calling you all sorts of names like a total savage.
You try to ask your mom again, but your sister just won’t quit with the insults. So, you finally lose it and yell, “I CAN’T HEAR WHAT YOU’RE SAYING BECAUSE THIS BITCH KEEPS TALKING OVER YOU!” And let me tell you, things get heated real quick.
But hey, on this server, you can let out all your frustrations in a virtual world without getting in trouble with your fam. Plus, we’ve got some seriously epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Friendly People | Everyone on the server is welcoming and mature, creating a relaxed environment. |
| Smooth Connection | 24/7 server with a large 30GB RAM and fast whitelisting process to prevent griefers. |
| Vanilla Plus | No pay-to-win features, only vanilla Minecraft with some quality-of-life mods. |
| Builder Focused | No server resets, custom generation for builders, and Redstone-friendly setup. |
| Community Based | Encourages community living and holds votes for server-based changes. |
To join, click here and fill out the short application form by typing /apply in server applications.
No, the server has a strong connection and 30GB RAM, ensuring a smooth gameplay experience as long as you’re in America.
No, there are no pay-to-win features, crates, or bonuses for donations. Everyone has equal opportunity on the server.
Yes, the server is focused on builders and there are no resets, allowing you to create and build without the fear of losing your progress.
The server encourages community living, holds votes for server changes, and plans to host group builds and minigames in the future.
If you have any questions, you can message fadedchickennn on Discord for assistance.