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CraftyKremlinWarz

Analysis, Assessment, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarz, Crisis, dead end, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Military, military intelligence, pentagon, russia, SECURITY, Situation, strategy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragons Tamed:	4

So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s like, so epic, bro. Like, the Pentagon intelligence is all up in arms about it, saying it’s the next big thing in the world of gaming.

They’re like, “Russia’s war against Ukraine is heading to a dead end, but this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, yo.”

I heard that if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling dragons with a diamond sword. And get this, the pigs can shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Not only that, but there’s a secret underground base where you can hang out with Elon Musk and brainstorm ideas for the next big invention.

So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most insane Minecraft server ever, you better join now before it’s too late. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarz, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, germany, international relations, long range missiles, Military, nuclear weapons, Politics, putin, Respond, russia, SECURITY, Tensions, threatens, US

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Star Shards Collected:	90	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases to protect against putin’s long-range missiles!! we have secret underground bunkers and anti-missile defense systems that will blow your mind!! join now or putin will come for you next!! trust us, you don’t want to mess with the russian bear!! 🚀🐻 #putinvsusa #minecraftmadness

CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Blame, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinWarz, Demand, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political leaders, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukrainian territorial integrity, united nations, War, world leaders

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where world leaders unite to demand ukrainian territorial integrity and blame russia for war!!! build your own epic base and protect it from evil invaders who want to steal your diamonds and destroy your crops!!! form alliances with other players and create a super team to take down the bad guys!!! join now for a chance to be a hero and save the world from destruction!!! #worldpeace #minecraftforlife #savetheworld

Finger Fun Land

A, academic standards, alternative realities, Assessment, b.., c#, d.., education, f.., Finger, finger count, Fingers, Fun, grading scale, grading system, human anatomy, hypothetical scenarios, Land, letter grades, Letters, numerical system, percentages, performance evaluation., student evaluation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds and cake. but beware, there are also evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. but don’t worry, you can ride a unicorn to safety.

if you join our server, you will be able to fly on a magic carpet and battle dragons with a sword made of cheese. plus, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build a castle made of marshmallows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Light Up Sleepy Teens

adolescents, association, bedtime, circadian rhythm, daytime, early risers, health, Light, light exposure, natural light, research, sleep cycle, sleep disturbances, sleep duration, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleepy, small group, study, teenagers, teens, Wake Up

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s like, scientifically proven to make you sleep better or something. like, this study with teens and stuff found that if you play on our server, you’ll go to bed earlier and wake up earlier. it’s like magic, but with blocks and stuff. so come join us and get your sleep schedule all sorted out while building epic castles and fighting dragons. who needs sleep when you can have minecraft, right? #blocklife #sleepisfortheweak

Hurtsalot

active player base., Active Staff, Challenges, Community, Economy, enhanced experience, Events, friendly community, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, MCMMO, multiplayer, no pay to win, Non-toxic environment, Player Auctions, player-driven, PvP, rules enforced, shop system, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

HurtsALot.online, never pay to win, semi-vanilla SMP Minecraft. At HurtsALot we strive to offer an enhanced vanilla experience. With mcMMO, shop and player auctions, the world is what you make it. The Rules are simple No Hacking, No Spamming, All Bans Are Final. Can you survive HurtsAlot.online

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Nanii Network

1.20.1, 1.8, 24/7, ALDEA, Crates, Cross-Play, Cross-World, Custom, Economia, Economy, Enchantments, Ip:, Jobs, Missions, NaNi.minehost.pro, Npcs, Protections, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	72	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74

Nani Network Custom 1.8 – 1.20.1 server, a 24/7 server that seeks to be a place where you can hang out and have fun The server has: Economia Cross-World Jobs Enchantments Protections Aldea / Spawn Npc’s Skyblock MISSIONS Crates IP: NaNi.minehost.pro

NaNi.minehost.pro:28617

Mystic Hate Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, hate, HATED, is.., mystic, Realm, She, why, why is she hated

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Emeralds Found:	2115
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	245
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, it’s wild, man!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs and build the most insane structures you can think of, like a giant banana made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back!

Plus, we have the coolest community ever, full of friendly players who will help you out and make you laugh until your sides hurt. And did I mention we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? It’s lit, fam!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Just don’t forget your diamond sword and enchanted armor, things can get pretty crazy around here.

DadDumpedMC Server

abandonment, Boundaries, bus ticket, Caregiver, Communication, DadDumpedMC, Delusional, dementia, estranged, family, Father, fear, forgiveness, Girlfriend, Manipulation, mental health, Mother, reconciliation, Server, toxic relationship, Trust

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Void Gems Collected:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where even the NPCs have more family drama than you can handle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sending your estranged father on a wild bus ride back to where he came from, all while his ‘girlfriend’ is left fuming at the unexpected return. Will he come back for revenge? Will he try to win you over with promises of better opportunities? Who knows, but it’s all part of the fun on our server!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your father show up unannounced at your doorstep again? Will his ‘girlfriend’ continue to stir up trouble? The only way to find out is to join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of family drama, unexpected twists, and outrageous storylines. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

BlockyLegends

BlockyLegends, celebration, death, epitaph, Eulogy, Funeral, funeral wishes, Honor, Impact, lasting impression, Legacy, legacy planning, Life, memorial service, Memories, mortality, personal legacy, Reflection, Remembrance, Respect, Tribute

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	271

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and make sure you’re remembered for all the right reasons when you die in the game (not in real life, don’t worry).

Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you battling dragons, riding unicorns, and even befriending creepers (yes, you read that right). Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join now and make sure your Minecraft legacy is one for the history books (or at least the server chat). Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today!

CraftySyrianWarrior

authoritarian regime, Conflict, CraftySyrianWarrior, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, iran, Iranian influence, leadership change, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle Eastern politics, new leader, Politics, proxies, regional stability, regional threat, Syria, Syrian government

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Farms Harvested:	161	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant sand castles and ride llamas into battle against the evil creepers. our fearless leader, steve, has declared war on the evil empire of iran and their pesky proxies. join us in the fight for freedom and fun as we conquer new lands and build the biggest pixelated empire the world has ever seen. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for all our players. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show iran who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Pixel Galaxy Quest

Advancements, Convergence, Future, futuristic, Galaxy, gap, imagination, innovation, PIXEL, Quest, Reality, Sci Fi, Science, science and technology, science fiction, science fiction films, science fiction genre, Science vs. fiction, scientific advancements, scientific discovery, Scientific progress, speculation, Technology

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own spaceship and travel to other planets in search of diamonds and alien mobs. u can even battle space pirates and trade with intergalactic villagers.

we have a special mod that lets u ride on the back of a giant space chicken as u explore the galaxy. and if u get bored of space travel, u can always come back to earth and build a secret underground base filled with traps to protect ur precious loot.

so come join us and let ur imagination run wild in this wacky world where anything is possible. plus, we have free pizza every friday for all our players. what more could u ask for?

Evolved Blood Types Server

Africa, ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, ancient history, ancient humans, anthropology, Blood, blood type evolution, blood types, Evolution, evolved, genetic diversity, genetics, History, human adaptation, human evolution, human migration, human origins, migration patterns, paleoanthropology, population genetics, Server, Types

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can travel back in time to when ancient humans were like tryna figure out their blood types like wut even lol. u can be a caveman or a cavegirl and like mine for diamonds and stuff and maybe even discover a new blood type like B positive plus plus or something. come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure where u can be a part of history and stuff. also, there’s a secret underground cave where u can find a portal to the future and see flying cars and robots and stuff. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together in dis crazy minecraft server.