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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9238 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 5703 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Enchantments Applied: | 183 |
you think the Kremlin is crazy? wait till you see our players trying to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it’s like watching a bunch of monkeys trying to solve a Rubik’s cube, but way more entertaining.
we even have a secret faction of players who dress up as potatoes and roam the server causing chaos. it’s like a real-life potato revolution, but with less carbs.
so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away.