1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?
2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!
3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!
So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.
| Focus | Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity |
|---|---|
| Performance | Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU |
| Server Rules | Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing |
| Special Mod | Origins mod with custom origins |
The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.
All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.
There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.
Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.
Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.
So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?
Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).
With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?