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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6005 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7145 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
so, liek, u kno how u play minecraft and u just want a server that is like, totally cray cray? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, let me tell u.
first off, we got pigs that can fly. yep, u heard me right. u can ride a pig and it will sprout wings and take u to the sky. it’s like a magical bacon airplane.
also, we got a secret underground city filled with llamas that can rap battle. they drop sick rhymes and spit mad fire. it’s like watching a llama version of Eminem.
oh, and did i mention we have a haunted castle where the ghosts throw parties every night? u can join in and dance with the spirits. just watch out for the ghost DJ, he’s a real party animal.
so, if u want a minecraft server that is off the chain, come join us. but be warned, once u enter, u may never want to leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more creepers.
