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CraftyKremlinKabooms

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Towns Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mines Excavated:	2797
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we hit command posts with Storm Shadows and GMLRS just like in Ukraine!!! u can be a military mastermind and blow up stuff all day long!!! join now for explosions and chaos galore!!! who needs peace when u can have war in minecraft??? let’s goooooo!!!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ores Mined:	9723
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9297
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchantments Applied:	117
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Crops Grown:	9517

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Close Call Craft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	7620
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, Armed Forces, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, russians, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, 2view, advice, company secrets, Content Creation, Content Creator, Corpo, doxxing forum, ExpertArmcha1r, groomed, GroomedCraft, Grooming, Kawaii, Kiwifarms, Minecraft, online communities, online safety, privacy concerns, Proctor Zakharov, Server, social media, SpinOff, twitter

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Towns Built:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	240
Dimension Hops:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.