On our server, you can build and renovate your dream house without any pesky family members posting negative descriptions on social media. And if they do, we have a special “Block and Ban” feature to keep the peace.
Don’t let your virtual house become a “shitshow” like in the real world – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise not to accuse you of putting words in our mouths or insinuating that we’re “like that”. We’re just here to have a good time and build some epic structures.
So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your stunning creations without any emotional arguments or hurt feelings. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Just like how this dad had to lay down the law with his family, we make sure everyone knows the rules and follows them.
We promise not to pressure you into doing things you’re not comfortable with, unlike some overbearing family members. Our server is all about fun and freedom, so come on in and let loose!
So if you’re tired of being told what to do and need a break from the drama, join our server for a breath of fresh air and a whole lot of laughs. See you there!
Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens to a ninja who can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft (and also delicious).
So why waste your time on boring hobbies when you could be joining us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!
