CraftyKremlinConsequences

Conflict Resolution, consequences, CraftyKremlinConsequences, Crimea, Crimea annexation, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Kremlin, Military Action, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, strike, united states, US, Warning

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins and warn the US of consequences if they try to mess with our epic crimea strike! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner russian spy and take down your enemies with a vodka bottle! join now or putin will personally come to your house and challenge you to a dance-off! #russianspy #putindancebattle #crimeastrike

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crops Grown:	7763
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Events, Fabric, germany, hard mode, integration, Lab, Map, members, Minecarts, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Season, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchantments Applied:	63
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

bad timing, christmas, Christmas disaster, Christmas letdown, Christmas ruined, disappointing news, family conflict, family drama, graduation announcement, holiday chaos, holiday disappointment, holiday drama, holiday letdown, holiday stress, Lost, Minecraft, ruined celebration, ruined festivities, ruined holiday spirit, ruined plans, ruined surprise, Ruins your Christmas, Server, unexpected news

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Buildings Constructed:	36
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

BDSM, Betas, cucks, dominant women, fetish community, fetish lifestyle, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, financial submission, findom, kinky relationships, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, of, online domination, paypigs, power exchange, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, wealthy slaves

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	6046	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

1.5 yr old daughter, aita, brother-in-law, Cabin, christmas eve, Christmas vacation, ChristmasVacayClash, cruise, Drama, easy-going, family trip, gatlinburg, holiday, honeymoon, Jobs, Miami, Miami airport, Minecraft, Nashville, Server, Small Business, standing my ground, text, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Potions Brewed:	179

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!

RingRivalryCraft

atrocious crime, Band, Best Friend, birthday gift, birthstone, Communication, design, Earrings, emotionally abusive, engagement ring, family, Halo, intentional hurt, jewelry, Lovingly, mom, rejection, Ring, RingRivalryCraft, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7154
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2436
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where birthstone ring controversies are a daily occurrence! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship troubles caused by matching jewelry.

Our server is the perfect place to test your communication skills as you try to mend broken friendships over virtual birthstone rings. Will you be able to smooth things over with your best friend, or will you be forever shunned for wearing a similar ring? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of birthstone ring drama. Who knew a simple piece of jewelry could cause so much trouble? Join now and see for yourself!

DumbSignsMC SMP

brainless, clueless behavior, Daft, dim-witted, dull-witted, dumb, DumbSignsMC, foolish behavior, foolishness, idiotic actions, Ignorant Behavior, imbecilic behavior, lack of common sense, lacks intelligence, low iq, moronic behavior, signs of stupidity, simple-minded, slow-witted, smp, unintelligent actions, unintelligent traits

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Farms Harvested:	678	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Crops Grown:	7098	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.

Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.

If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyJailbreak

ACCUSATION, arrested, confusion, CraftyJailbreak, crime, disbelief, Drama, EMBARRASSMENT, Explanation, family, Friends, Guilty, innocent, interrogation, law enforcement, mistaken identity, misunderstanding, Police, scandal, shock, suspicion

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being arrested for mysterious reasons again! Our server is so addictive that your friends and family will understand why you disappeared for days on end. They’ll think you were too busy building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling creepers to even notice the outside world. So come join us and let your loved ones wonder what crazy adventures you’re getting into on our server!

TreasonCraft Minecraft Server

Arrests, BETRAYAL, charges, Conflict, Espionage, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, Legal, Military, Minecraft, Political, prosecution, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, suspects, Treason, TreasonCraft, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

hey u, ya u reading this. u tired of boring minecraft servers with no action? well u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF. we got nearly 800 russians charged with treason on dis server since da start of da war in ukraine. u know it’s gonna be wild when u see dat many russians gettin in trouble. come join da chaos and see what happens next. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. join now and be part of da madness. let’s gooooooo!

CraftyBibi’sJailbreakFun

arrest fears, Auschwitz event, CraftyBibisJailbreakFun, Netanyahu, Report

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where even Netanyahu is scared to attend our events because he thinks he’ll get arrested! we have so much chaos and craziness that even world leaders are shaking in their boots! build, mine, and survive in a world where anything can happen, including unexpected arrests and wild adventures. join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

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