CraftyKinews Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyKinew’s Booze Ban

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Animals Bred:	37	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

lol imagine a world where wab kinew is the ruler of a minecraft server and he’s like “NO AMERICAN LIQUOR ALLOWED HERE, FOLKS!” join our server to experience the chaos of wab kinew cracking down on all the booze smugglers trying to sneak in their precious american liquor. will you help him enforce the ban or will you be a rebel and start your own moonshine operation? the choice is yours on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! come join us for a drink… just make sure it’s not american 😉

CraftyChicks: Where Talking to Women is Optional! LOL

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of being a soiboy? Are you tired of talking to women and getting nowhere? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and level up your dating game by building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of finding love in the digital age.

Who needs to talk to women when you can slay dragons and craft diamond armor instead? On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

So say goodbye to being a soiboy and hello to a world of adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Join our server today and find your player 2 in the most epic way possible!

King of Lichtenstein’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	172	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Magic Items Found:	6250	Dragons Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all the land! 🏰 Join us and become a part of the wildest kingdom ever created in the Minecraft universe. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…

On this server, the future king of Lichtenstein reigns supreme. And get this – all the people from Lichtenstein are his serfs! 😱 That’s right, they must obey his every command in the game. It’s like a virtual monarchy, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of crowns and scepters.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become a knight in shining armor or a wizard with magical powers. The possibilities are endless on this server! 💥🎮🔥

Sorry Not Sorry: Minecraft for the Console Convert

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about Bloodborne, this server is where the real action is at. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on the fun! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp that they can cut through obsidian like butter. – We have a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out and plot world domination. – The Ender Dragon is actually our pet and he’s super chill once you get to know him. – We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

White Women Begging for Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4203
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the craziest things happen! Join us if you want to witness White Women begging Black men for babies in the virtual world! Our server is filled with mind-blowing scenarios and unexpected twists that will leave you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance-offs with creepers! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual love triangle with a villager and a skeleton! Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today!

Blocky Star Online 2: New Genesis – Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got alliances that make the Avengers look like a bunch of noobs. Ship 1: RappyDeathsquad, Ship 2: Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, Stardust Drive, Ship 3: Mitsuba, Ship 4: group chat only because they’re too cool for public chat.

Our server is so epic, it’s been featured in the latest NGS headlines. You won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get up to. And don’t even get me started on our Scratch Tickets – you could win some seriously swaggy gear that’ll make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got news, events, and all sorts of shenanigans happening on our server. And if you’re a fashionista, you’ll love our Fashion History – it’s like Vogue for Minecraft players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to read our NGS Information/FAQ and PSO2 Information/FAQ – you’ll need all the insider info to survive in our crazy world.

Crafty Creepers: Mods Are Asleep Edition

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Crops Grown:	4569	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

KonichiwaCraft: The Land of LOLs

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where 100% of players have voted our latest builds as top marks, making us the most popular server in the Minecraft universe! Join us and see if your building skills can measure up to our epic standards!

Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with adventure, creativity, and fun? Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create the most mind-blowing structures imaginable!

Join us now and become part of our legendary community where players from all over the world come together to build, explore, and have a blast! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly amazing!

Backstabbing Blocks

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8538
Farms Harvested:	682	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to LOCK HIM UP! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is run by a group of mischievous villagers who are convinced that locking up all the players is the key to winning the game.

But don’t worry, being locked up is actually a good thing here! Inside your cell, you’ll find all the resources you need to build the most epic base ever. And if you manage to escape, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through anything – even bedrock!

Join us for epic PvP battles where the only way to win is to outsmart your opponents and LOCK HIM UP before they do the same to you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest that holds the key to unlocking the ultimate power on the server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – just remember to always keep an eye out for those sneaky villagers and their devious plots.

Crafty Laughs: Where History Meets Hilarity

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Villages Defended:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most masculine players survive and thrive! Forget about those beta players, because on our server, Indian men are the epitome of masculinity!

Join us and experience epic battles where only the manliest of players can come out on top. Build your own masculine empire and conquer the virtual world with your sheer masculine prowess.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are a true masculine legend!

Crafty Lorelei’s Laser Land

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of swordfighting lesbians on motorcycles! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers serenade you with a musical number inspired by the hit song “Despacito”.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens as they soar through the skies, battling evil mobs with their laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the dancing pigs that break out into spontaneous tap routines whenever someone finds a rare ore.

So why wait? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!