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CraftyKidzRealm

adult lies, Adults, biggest lie, childhood innocence, childhood lies, childhood memories, CraftyKidzRealm, Deception, disillusionment, Fibs, growing up, harsh truths, innocence lost, life lessons, misconceptions, naive beliefs, parental lies, tall tales, trust issues, White Lies

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Remember when adults used to tell you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, forget all that nonsense because on our Minecraft server, eating cake will actually give you superpowers! That’s right, one bite of our virtual cake and you’ll be able to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our Minecraft server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere deep within its walls, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it as their own.

So why waste your time eating boring old vegetables when you could be feasting on magical cake and embarking on epic quests for legendary loot? Join our Minecraft server today and start living the fantastical life you’ve always dreamed of!

SlowlyCraft – Life’s Pointlessness

acceptance, acceptance of fate, contemplation, death, Deep thinking, existentialism, inevitability, leisurely pace, life’s pointlessness, Lifes, mortality, patience, philosophy, pointlessness, purpose, SELF AWARENESS, slow movement, slow pace, SlowlyCraft, snails, turtles, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

join our epic minecraft server where snails and turtles rule the land! why, you ask? because they understand the meaning of life and take it slow, just like our server!

imagine building your dream house at a snail’s pace, knowing that it’s not about the destination but the journey. and who knows, maybe you’ll find a wise old turtle to give you life advice as you mine for diamonds.

plus, our server is so chill that even creepers have taken up yoga and meditation to find inner peace before exploding. so come join us and embrace the slow life, because in the end, we’re all just snails and turtles in a vast minecraft world.

CartilageCraft

bioactive materials, Biomaterials, biotechnology, bone regeneration, cartilage cells, cartilage repair, CartilageCraft, cell receptors, cell regeneration, cell therapy, damaged cartilage, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanofibers, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, neurons, regenerative medicine, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue repair

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

LOL COME TO OUR SERVER AND DANCE WITH NANO FIBERS!!! THEY MAKE YOUR CARTILAGE CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND HEAL FASTER!!! IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DOING THE CHA CHA CHA AND YOUR BONES BREAKDANCING LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT WHERE EVEN THE BLOCKS GET DOWN AND BOOGIE!!!

SnakePitMC Survival

Adventure PvP Vanilla Skyblock Factions Roleplay Creative Minigames Economy Towny Hardcore Modded Pixelmon BedWars SkyWars Prison Parkour Anarchy Prison RPG, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

SnakePitMC is an exciting Survival Minecraft server where players venture into the wilderness, gathering resources and battling the elements to thrive.

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JotunheimMC

1.21, Anarchy, Biomes, Community, Cross-Play, Dangers, Discord, Economy, Factions, Intense battles, JotunheimMC, master status, MCMMO, MECHS, Minecraft, mobs, NPC-Quester, PvP, Quests, Resources, Rewards, Skills, Structures, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

OPENS OFFICIALLY20. JULY

Welcome to Jotunheim – the ultimate Minecraft experience for version 1.21!

MCMMO: Improve your skills and achieve master status! Survival: Gather resources, build impressive structures, and survive the dangers. NPC-Quester: Encounter NPCs with exciting quests and rewards. PVP: Test your skills against other players in intense battles. All-new 1.21 experience: Explore new biomes, mobs and mechs.

Join our community: Discord: https://discord.gg/wGSjZGEvHWNettsted: jotunmc.no

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Surviving on the Perfect SMP Server: Where even the creepers can’t resist joining our Discord

border, BUILD, Chunks, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, Farms, Grief, JOINING, Limits, Minecraft, perfect, Plugins, Protection, PvP, Redstone, Resist, Server, smp, Surviving, Trading, Updates, villagers

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Farms Harvested:	601	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Perfect SMP Overview

Perfect SMP IP: PerfectSMP.com

Perfect SMP Discord: https://discord.gg/mQR5UPEdp5

Perfect SMP is a Minecraft 1.21 survival server with grief protection. No resets. No world border limits. When a new Minecraft update is released, the new chunks will be added to the world without a reset and without needing to limit the world border

Features

Features	Yes/No

Grief Protection	Yes
Survival	Yes
No resets	Yes
New chunks after new update is released	Yes
No World Border restrictions	No world border restrictions indeed

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the Perfect SMP server? A: You can join by using the IP PerfectSMP.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there grief protection on the server? A: Yes, there is grief protection on the Perfect SMP server.

Q: Are there any world resets on the server? A: No, there are no resets on the Perfect SMP server.

Q: Is there a limit to the world border on the server? A: No, there are no world border restrictions on the Perfect SMP server.

Q: How do I join the Perfect SMP Discord server? A: You can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/mQR5UPEdp5

CraftyCunt Minecraft Server

CraftyCunt, Fantasy pregnancy, fetish desires, Impregnation fetish, Impregnation kink, Interracial impregnation, Interracial Relationships, Interracial reproduction, Minecraft, Pregnancy kink, Race fetish, Race of the woman you’d impregnate, race play, Racial fantasies, Server, sexual fantasies, sexual fetishes, sexual preferences, taboo desires, taboo fantasies, Your cunt, Your race

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	640839
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Potions Brewed:	102	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t care about your race, your gender, or even your favorite ice cream flavor. All we care about is having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. Where else can you experience that kind of madness?

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? It’s lit, my friend. Literally, we have glowstone everywhere.

So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to build a castle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.

AOC FTW in Minecraft SMP – /pol/ Wrecked Again

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, aoc, BTFO, current events, debate, Defeat, ftw, internet trolls, Minecraft, News, Online Community, online discussion, POL, political backlash, political commentary, political discourse, political forum, political memes, Politics, smp, social media, trillionth time, Victory, wrecked

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of getting destroyed by AOC on /pol/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally get your revenge! Join us and watch as AOC builds a giant taco truck to feed all the players, while simultaneously roasting /pol/ trolls with her epic clapbacks. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown between politics and pixels! Join now and witness the chaos unfold in the most epic way possible.

BabyRage Minecraft Server

academic pressure, avoidance, BabyRage, body shaming, colorism, comparison, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hospital visit, infertility issues, Jealousy, mental health, Minecraft, newborn baby, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling rivalry, social anxiety, toxic relationships

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of feeling like the mistake in your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where you’re constantly compared to your siblings! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without the pressure of living up to unrealistic expectations.

Unlike real life, where your family constantly reminds you of your flaws, on our server, you can build your own empire and be the ruler of your own destiny. No more being berated for your appearance or feeling like you’re not good enough. On our server, you’re a superstar!

Escape the drama of family gatherings and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best version of yourself. No more feeling like the odd one out or being overshadowed by your siblings. Join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer without any comparisons or criticisms. It’s time to take control of your own story and have some fun in a world where you’re the star!

WeddingDramaCraft

bridezilla, choosing sides, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family pressure, maid of honor, refusing to help, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, standing up for spouse, support spouse, uninvited husband, wedding day drama, wedding drama, wedding drama fallout, wedding etiquette, wedding guest drama, wedding planning, WeddingDramaCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and wedding shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life conflicts, like uninviting your sister’s charismatic husband from the wedding. Who needs family drama when you can team up with fellow players to conquer virtual worlds and build epic structures?

Don’t be stuck between a rock and a hard place, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Plus, we promise no one will bombard you with messages about ruining their virtual wedding – unless it’s all in good fun!

So say goodbye to real-life dilemmas and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knew escaping family drama could be so entertaining?

WeirdEatsMC SMP – 30 characters

adventurous eating, bizarre foods, Characters, culinary adventures, eccentric cuisine, exotic dishes, exotic flavors, foodie experiences, gastronomic oddities, odd food combinations, offbeat foods, peculiar dishes, quirky meals, rare dishes, smp, strange cuisine, strange eats, uncommon delicacies, unique dining, unusual eats, unusual tastes, weird food, WeirdEatsMC

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Votes:	8072
Emeralds Found:	823	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the weirdest thing you’ll eat is a golden apple covered in slime from a slime chunk! But hey, at least it gives you super strength and the ability to fly for 10 minutes. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Join our server for a chance to participate in our annual “Fear Factor” challenge, where players have to eat the most disgusting Minecraft foods imaginable, like rotten flesh stew or spider eye soup. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for life.

So come on, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, food-filled world!