Our server is so secure, even your nosy sister can’t sneak in pictures of your kids without your permission. And if she tries, we have smiley face emojis ready to cover up those little faces faster than you can say “privacy breach!”
Don’t be the only one in your family without a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries. Join us now and protect your children’s online presence like a boss!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through preschool teacher scandals and family secrets that rival any soap opera. Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of how one player’s preschool teacher turned out to be connected to their long-lost family friend.
But that’s not all – we have hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered, just like the shocking revelation that one player’s dad spilled the beans about their family drama before they even had a chance to explain.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party, then look no further. Join us and experience the craziest adventures that only our Minecraft server can offer. Just remember, drama is guaranteed, but fun is optional!
WE GOT CREEPERS GETTING MARRIED TO SKELETONS, ZOMBIES SWIPING RIGHT ON VILLAGERS, AND ENDERMEN PROPOSING WITH DIAMOND BLOCKS.
COME JOIN THE WEDDING MADNESS AND BUILD YOUR OWN CHILD BRIDE CASTLE.
ONLY ON OUR SERVER CAN YOU EXPERIENCE THE WACKY WEDDING SHENANIGANS OF MINECRAFT.
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE PARLIAMENT CHANGES THEIR MIND AND BANS CHILD MARRIAGE AGAIN.
SEE YOU AT THE ALTAR, MINECRAFTERS! 🤣👰🤵🎮
but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they have special powers and can trade you the rarest items in exchange for your soul (just kidding, they actually just want emeralds).
oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion in the middle of the map? legend has it that if you spend the night there, you’ll be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. but watch out, he’s a bit explosive when he gets excited.
so come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). see you there, pig riders!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have pools with slides just like the one in this story. But don’t worry, we won’t make you strip naked to join in on the fun (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like the unexpected twist in this tale. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while exploring our virtual world?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as this story, come join us for a wild ride. Just remember to bring your swim shorts (or not, we won’t judge)!
Explore our virtual world with your trusty dog companion and embark on epic quests that will leave you in stitches. Just like the unexpected twists and turns of a road trip gone wrong, our server is full of surprises at every corner.
Need a break from the chaos? Take a hike on our virtual trails and immerse yourself in the beauty of nature, just like our protagonist planned to do in Colorado before things went haywire.
And don’t worry about the financial aspect – on our server, you won’t have to ask your friends to cover the cost of a hotel room upgrade or gas money. Everything is free (virtual money, that is)!
So hop on board and join us for a Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about that disastrous road trip fiasco. Just remember, in our world, everyone has a driver’s license – even the dogs!
Welcome to Mystic, the ultimate Minecraft war experience! Dive into epic battles, forge powerful alliances, and conquer vast territories in a world where every decision counts. Arm yourself with the best gear, build impenetrable defenses, and outwit your foes in thrilling PvP and PvE combat. Whether you’re a lone wolf or a team player, your survival and success depend on your skill, strategy, and courage. Join us now and make your mark in the legendary realm of Mystic!
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Axely SMP is a new addition to the Lifesteal Category, reaching to the new heights of PvP in Minecraft. Introducing a new mechanic, the Blades! The Blades are a Soulbound item in this SMP, with each player having a unique blade. There are 5 of them, with each player receiving one of them. The blades provide unique powers to the players, giving every player a new experience in the PvP.
| Custom Enchantments |
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| In-Game Proximity Voice Chat |
| 24/7 Server Uptime |
| Friendly Community and Staffs |
| Custom Armor and Tools |
| Java + Bedrock Crossplay |
For Java: IP: axelysmp.mcplay.fun
For Bedrock: IP: axelysmp.mcplay.fun | Port: 25653
If you have any issues, feel free to join the Discord server.
Inspired from Bliss SMP, a popular Minecraft Server.
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the Axely SMP server? | To join, use the IP address provided for Java or Bedrock version and connect to the server. |
| Are there custom enchantments on this server? | Yes, there are custom enchantments available on Axely SMP. |
| Is there crossplay between Java and Bedrock players? | Yes, Java and Bedrock players can play together on this server. |
| What are the Blades in Axely SMP? | The Blades are Soulbound items that provide unique powers to players in PvP. |
Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into adorable mudcrabs. Now you can explode in cuteness!
Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Want to turn your Minecraft character into a badass Dovahkiin? Check out our modding guides and FAQs for all the tips and tricks you need.
Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Just don’t contact the Jarl of Whiterun, he’s too busy dealing with his sweet rolls.
Join our server and meet all the crazy characters from /tesg/. From Khajiit thieves to Nord warriors, you’ll never know who you’ll run into next.
Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our Minecraft server with our extensive collection of books and Imperial Library resources. You’ll be a lore master in no time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life. Just watch out for those sneaky skeevers, they’re always up to no good.
Join us if you want to participate in epic battles where players ride pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots. Or how about our weekly “Troll Tuesday” events where players can prank each other with exploding chickens and invisible blocks?
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to trade with them? Better brush up on your llama language skills!
And don’t even get us started on our annual “Dress Like a Creeper” day where players compete to see who can blend in with the creepers the best. Trust us, it’s a blast!
So what are you waiting for? Join loona today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe invest in some llama repellent.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server if you want to hear the sweet sound of a creeper serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark” on a loop. Or maybe you’re in the mood for a treasure hunt where the only clues are written in ancient pig Latin.
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have explosions and chicken armies instead? Join us now, if you dare!
