CraftyKhameneiFAILS – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyKhameneiFAILS
CraftyKhameneiFAILS
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a kardashian family reunion! we got creepers blowing up left and right, zombies trying to crash the party, and skeletons shooting arrows like they’re in the matrix.
our server is so lit that even khamenei himself tried to legitimize the islamic republic on here, but he got wrecked by a group of 12-year-old gamers who built a giant statue of a potato in his honor.
if you wanna join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. just watch out for the lava pits and the troll players who will try to steal all your diamonds. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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Ukraine Aid Cancelled – Biden’s Blunder
aid, arms sales, Biden administration, Bidens, blunder, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, Conflict Resolution, defense spending, Diplomacy, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, Government, international relations, military aid, military assistance, NYT, political news, security assistance, suspension, trump, Ukraine, united states, weapons
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted weapons paid for by the biden administration. trump is even considering suspending or cancelling our military aid because we are just too powerful. but don’t worry, we have a team of trained llamas ready to protect our base at all costs. join now before trump shuts us down and miss out on the craziest adventure of your life!

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GelCraft: Bio-Mech Fun!
academic research, advanced materials, biocompatibility, bioelectronics, bioengineering, BioMech, biomedical engineering, Brno researchers, czech republic, Development, electrical conductivity, Fun, GelCraft, high conductivity, hydrogel technology, innovation, materials science, medical technology, PEDOT:DBSA hydrogel, Polymer Chemistry, research, scientific breakthrough, tunable mechanics
Yo, so like, imagine if you could play Minecraft on a server where the blocks are made out of this crazy PEDOT:DBSA hydrogel stuff that’s all biocompatible and conductive and stuff. Like, you could build a house out of it and it would be all squishy and cool.
And get this, the mechanics are tunable, so you could like, make your blocks bounce or something. Imagine jumping on a trampoline made out of PEDOT:DBSA blocks, that would be wild.
Plus, the conductivity means you could build all sorts of crazy redstone contraptions that actually work. Like, you could make a working computer or something. How insane is that?
So come join our server and experience the wackiest, most high-tech Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs regular old blocks when you can have PEDOT:DBSA blocks? Let’s get weird, baby.

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Nimi’s Dreamland 1.20.2
#youtube, 1.20.2, bluesky, ceres fauna, Dreamland, Faunwell, grasshoppers, Invincible Rainbow Arrow, It’s Not a Phase, Konbakuwa, love Fauna, member VODs, Miss Fauna, Miss Nimi, Music, Naplings, Nimi Nightmare, nimis, Really miss Fauna, saplings, Schedule, twitter, uuu
Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Miss Nimi’s music? Well, look no further, because this server is like a rainbow arrow of craziness!
Join us for a Fauna-filled adventure that will make you question reality and make you regret not joining sooner. With member VODs that will blow your mind and remind you to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers, this server is the place to be.
Plus, if you’re missing Fauna like crazy, we’ve got you covered with Faunwell and Faumedia links that will make you feel like you’re in a whole other dimension. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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ExPixNoFix – Minecraft Server
ExPixNoFix, Minecraft, Server
So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. It’s like a party in your computer, man!
And get this, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. Yeah, you heard me right. Mine for chocolate diamonds and feast like a king. Plus, our creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. It’s a real sight to see, let me tell ya.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco club for all your dancing needs? It’s lit, fam. And our villagers are actually alien robots in disguise. You never know who you’ll run into on this server.
So, like, join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing cows, they’re wild.

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EggcellentPoliticianPVP
activism, civil disobedience, consequences, controversial actions, Democracy, EggcellentPoliticianPVP, eggs, freedom of speech, Government, legal ramifications, media coverage, nonviolent resistance, Political satire, political statement, Political unrest, politicians, protest, public figures, public opinion, Rebellion, social change
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to throw eggs at politicians! Why, you ask? Well, because in our server, eggs have magical powers that can turn politicians into chickens! Imagine seeing your least favorite politician clucking around the spawn area, trying to pass legislation with a beak instead of a pen. It’s pure chaos and pure entertainment!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold annual egg-throwing competitions. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted egg launcher and bragging rights for the rest of the year. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players in diamond armor pelting each other with eggs like there’s no tomorrow.
So come join our server and let your inner rebel shine! Throw eggs, turn politicians into poultry, and have a clucking good time. Who knows, you might even become the Egg-Throwing Champion of the server!

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Foram Fun Time Land
ancient organisms, climate change, Environmental Science, Evolution, foram, foraminifera, Fun, geological record, History, Land, Marine Biology, marine ecology, microorganisms, new insights, oceanography, oldest lineages, paleoclimate, scientific discovery, scientific research, structure, temperature records, Time, Unlocking
hey u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should! so like, we got this crazy new update that lets u explore the ancient lineages of foraminifera! u can unlock temperature records from way back in time, like before dinosaurs and stuff! imagine mining for diamonds while learning about prehistoric sea creatures, how cool is that?! come join us and be a part of this mind-blowing adventure! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and mysterious portals to other dimensions. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s dig into the past together!

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HtlF SMP

24/7, builder focused, Community Based, custom generation, Fast Leaf Decay, Friendly, Group Builds, HtlF, Mature Players, Minigames, No Griefing, no pay to win, No Resets, player activity, quality of life mods, redstone friendly, small server, smooth connection, smp, Vanilla Plus, voice chat, Whitelist

HtlF Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Friendly People	Welcoming and mature community with a relaxed environment.
Smooth Connection	24/7 server with 30GB RAM and strong connection, quick whitelisting process.
Vanilla Plus	No pay-to-win, vanilla gameplay with quality-of-life mods.
Builder Focused	No resets, custom generation, and Redstone friendly environment.
Community Based	Encourages community building and participation in server decisions.

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, click here to join the Discord server. Fill out the application form by typing /apply in server applications and then filling out the form.

Is there any lag on the server?

Due to the server having 30GB RAM and a strong connection, lag is not an issue as long as you are in America.

Are there any benefits to donating to the server?

No, there are no pay-to-win features or benefits for donating. Everyone has an equal opportunity on the server.

Can I use voice chat on the server?

Voice chat is available but not required. It is encouraged for better communication and community building.

Will there be server resets?

No, there will be no resets on the server. Your progress will be saved and your builds will remain intact.

How can I contact the server owner for questions?

You can message fadedchickennn on Discord for any questions or concerns.

Tiny Kingdoms 1.20.4
1.20.4, body image, cultural perceptions, discrimination, diversity in height, height and ethnicity, height discrimination, height requirements, Heightism, Kingdoms, minority groups, physical appearance, race and height, racial identity, racial prejudice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, self esteem, short stature, social inequality, societal norms, systemic racism, Tiny
Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out the answer to this burning question!
We have a special mini-game where you can compete to see which race is the worst to be short in Minecraft.
From tiny Endermen to pint-sized Piglins, you’ll have a blast trying to survive and thrive in a world where height is everything.
So come on down and join the fun – just make sure to watch your head!

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BabySaviorDownUnder
#newborns, Australia, Australian, BabySaviorDownUnder, blood donor, Condolences, Donations, Healthcare, Hero, humanitarian, Impact, James Harrison, Legacy, Lifesaver, medical marvel, Philanthropist, Plasma, rare blood type, Red Cross, RIP
Come join our epic Minecraft server where James Harrison himself used to play before he saved 2.4 million babies with his magical blood! Rumor has it that his blood was so powerful, it could even turn creepers into friendly pets. Join now to experience the mystical powers of James Harrison’s blood and maybe even save a few virtual babies yourself! Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and ride on the backs of flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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Robo Biofilm Busters
advanced materials, antimicrobial treatment, Biofilm, biofilm control, biofilm prevention, biofilm removal, biomedical engineering, Busters, controlled motion, environmental engineering, industrial potential, innovative technology, light-driven ROS, magnetic disruption, Medical Devices, micro-robotics, microscale technology, nanotechnology, Robo, robotics, surface cleaning, water treatment, ZFO-based microrobots
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where ZFO-based microrobots are running wild! these lil guys are removing biofilms left and right using light-driven ROS or magnetic disruption. it’s like a robot apocalypse, but in a good way! imagine the chaos and excitement of trying to survive in a world where tiny robots are everywhere, causing mayhem and destruction. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us now for a wild ride and see if you can outsmart these mischievous microrobots. who knows, you might even discover their hidden industrial potential and become the ruler of this crazy robot-infested world. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let the games begin!

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