Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!
But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.
On our server, you won’t be expected to pay for anyone’s bills or groceries – just focus on mining, crafting, and having a good time. And if you ever feel like you need a break from reality, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only crisis team you’ll encounter is a group of creepers blowing up your house.
So say goodbye to family obligations and hello to a stress-free virtual world. Join our Minecraft server today and leave the drama behind!
Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be navigating through friendships more complicated than a soap opera plot. Will your in-game BFF bail on you at the last minute like Cate did to me before my bachelorette party? Only time will tell!
And just like Cate blaming her daughter for breaking a champagne flute, you’ll have to watch out for sneaky players trying to shift the blame for their misdeeds onto others. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with foot surgery drama like Cate did (hopefully).
Join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a wedding day meltdown and more unpredictable than Cate’s mood swings. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our server? Don’t be an “asshole” and miss out on all the fun!
| IP Address | torrentsmp.com |
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| Discord | discord.gg/torrent |
| Versions | Java & Bedrock | All major versions! |
Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.
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| SkyFactions (Launches October) |
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| Lifesteal |
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A: Simply use the IP address “torrentsmp.com” in your Minecraft client to connect to our server.
A: No, our server is open to all players without the need for a whitelist.
A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord server.
A: We allow certain mods that do not give players an unfair advantage, such as minimap mods and cosmetic mods. However, any mods that alter gameplay significantly or give advantages are not allowed.
On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?
Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?