CraftyIsraelShooterBanter Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyIsraelShooterBanter

Accountability, aid convoy, aid organizations, Conflict Resolution, CraftyIsraelShooterBanter, Diplomacy, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, israel palestine conflict, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, political tensions, rectify conduct, Shooting, united states, US, violence

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	1925	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, it’s so lit that even the US is getting involved. apparently, Israel is behind some crazy shooting at an aid convoy and now they gotta “immediately rectify” their conduct. like, what even is going on? but don’t worry, on this server, we don’t shoot aid convoys, we shoot creepers and zombies instead. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos and let’s show Israel how it’s done in the world of minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: TheCraftingCouple

it couple, Minecraft, Pro Wrestling, pro wrestling couple, smp, TheCraftingCouple, wrestling couple, wrestling duo, wrestling dynamic duo, wrestling love story, wrestling power couple, wrestling relationship, wrestling romance

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Farms Harvested:	677	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where pro wrestling’s it couple reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with body slams, suplexes, and creeper explosions!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader suplexed a horde of zombies into a pit of lava while wearing a sparkly pink tutu. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy antics. We once had a build battle where the loser had to wear a chicken suit for an entire week. Let’s just say, there were clucks heard ’round the server.

So come join us on this wild ride of pro wrestling madness and Minecraft mayhem. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Just be prepared to bring your A-game and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here.

DrunkCraft: No Third Wheel!

aita, alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, caught off guard, Communication, Confrontation, decision, Drunk, DrunkCraft, Friend, Girlfriend, Kissing, loyalty, Parties, relationships, Respect, second chances, Shocked, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, wheel

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9759	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get wilder than a drunk friend kissing you on the neck in front of your girlfriend! Join us for a chance to experience the unexpected and outrageous moments that will leave you and your friends caught off guard.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life, where you can make new friends and create unforgettable memories. Just be sure to watch out for those who misbehave once in a while – we don’t want any unexpected kisses ruining the fun!

So come on and join us, where second chances are given and crazy adventures await. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll have to tell after a day on our server!

ObsessedGamerMC SMP

addiction, aspirations, biggest obsession, Commitment, compulsion, Dedication, desire, dreams, DRIVE, Enthusiasm, fanaticism, fervor, Fixation, goals, hobbies, infatuation, interests, Life, love, ObsessedGamerMC, Passion, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Void Armor Forged:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you obsessed with Minecraft? Do you dream of building the most epic structures and dominating the virtual world? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So if you want to test your skills against the legendary ghostly dancer and become the ultimate Minecraft master, join us now!

Hypocrafters: The Ultimate Betrayers

all time, BETRAYAL, betrayers, Corruption, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, double standards, Fake, falsehood, FAMOUS, fraud, fraudsters, History, Hypocrafters, Imposters, insincerity, Lies, Phony, scandals, two-faced, Ultimate, worst hypocrites

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Villages Defended:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Are you tired of playing on servers where the admins are the biggest hypocrites of all time? Look no further, because our server takes hypocrisy to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of being banned for breaking rules that the admins themselves don’t even follow. It’s like playing Minecraft in the Twilight Zone, where up is down, left is right, and the rules are made up on the spot. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, join us today!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

African countries, Burkina Faso, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic relations, European countries, foreign affairs, geopolitical events, global news, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military alliances, military intervention, Military operations, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, Russian troops, security concerns, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Chimeras Created:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Runes Activated:	2

lol bro u gotta join this minecraft server cuz russian troops left burkina faso cuz of some crazy kursk incursion shiz. like, u know it’s gonna be wild if even the russians are like “nah fam, we out.” come join us and be part of the madness. who knows what other insane adventures await on this server, maybe we’ll uncover some ancient alien secrets or something. just don’t forget to bring your tinfoil hat, cuz things are gonna get weird.

CraftyCommiesMC

Air Force, aircraft, ATACMS, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense capabilities, defense system, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military tactics, military technology, missile defense, Relocation, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, war preparation

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

so like, russia was all like “yo, we gotta move our planes cuz ukraine got some crazy ATACMS” and we were like “bruh, come join our server instead!”

we got so much cool stuff, like flying pigs and diamond armor that makes u invincible! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and stuff.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun, amirite?

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

AmnesiaCraft: Forget Who You Are

Amnesia, AmnesiaCraft, cognitive psychology, confusion, Consciousness, existentialism, forget, forgetting, Identity, introspection, Memory, mental health, Perception, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	New Chunks Explored:	699207
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest adventures in minecraft ever!!! we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds, talking cows dat give u quests, and a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers!! also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold just by sneezing on dem. so come on and join us, cuz u never know if u might actually be a llama in disguise!!! #mindblown #bestserverever

HighCrafters420: VapeNation2023

2023, Adults, Cannabis, hallucinogens, HighCrafters420, historically high levels, Monitoring the Future survey, percentages, record high levels, University of Michigan, VapeNation2023, Vaping, younger adults

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, dis server be like a trip to the moon, but without the rocket ship, ya feel me? We got so many players on here using their creative juices like they just smoked a whole field of cannabis. And don’t even get me started on the hallucinogens, we got players building castles in the sky and riding dragons made out of rainbow blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our vaping game is on point, with younger players blowing clouds bigger than a thunderstorm. It’s like a party in the clouds, except instead of rain, we got diamonds falling from the sky.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?). Let’s get lit and build some epic sh*t together!

VtubeCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, absolute state, Asshole, berate, Community, CONTENT, Fans, female, female vtuber fans, following, hot women, lewds, Live, Lust, Minecraft, ONLINE, Sending, Server, sexpest vtuber, Stream, Video, VTubeCraft, Vtuber

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where hot women follow a sexpest vtuber for some reason and send him their lewds just so he can berate or lust after them on stream. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of insanity? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

LoomingLatinoMC SMP

alpha male, Body language, Cultural differences, DOMINANCE, height difference, Hispanic, influence, intimidation, Latino, LoomingLatinoMC, machismo, Masculinity, nonverbal communication, peer pressure, physical presence, power dynamics, Size Comparison, smp, social hierarchy, social interactions, societal expectations, stature

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
New Chunks Explored:	901437	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic blockhead? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where one player literally looms over his fellow Latino players. That’s right, he’s so tall that he has to duck to avoid hitting his head on the clouds! And that’s not all – rumor has it that he can build an entire castle in the time it takes you to mine one measly block of dirt. So if you want to join a server where the players are larger than life and the adventures are out of this world, come join us today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!