CraftyIQs Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyIQs – Hot Server Insults

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

are you tired of being called “room temperature iq” outside of america? well, come join our minecraft server and show them all how smart you really are! we have brain-boosting potions that will make you the einstein of the block world.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from those pesky griefers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any mobs that try to mess with you. plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, so you can ride in style while avoiding those pesky pigmen.

so come on down to our server and show the world that you are the ultimate minecraft mastermind. join now before the ender dragon steals all the glory for himself!

Welcome to FroobWorld, where the only thing more vanilla than our server is the ice cream! 1.21 update, y’all!

back, Chat, Cheating, Chest locking, cream, Donations, FroobWorld, Griefing, home, Ice, Land claiming, Lockette, Long-term maps, PG-13, Prizes, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Spawn, stealing, Survival, Tpa, update, Vanilla, View distance, Votes, Yall

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5149	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

FroobWorld Minecraft Server

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	Join Discord
Website	Visit Website
Dynmap	View Dynmap

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Some features of FroobWorld:

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
Long-term maps
32 view distance
We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No griefing, no stealing, no cheating, and keep chat PG-13.
Is there a limit to land claiming size?	Within reason, there is no limit to land claiming size.
Can I lock my chests?	Yes, there is a Lockette-style chest locking system in place.
Are there any donation rewards?	No, we do not take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes.

SkullCraft Minecraft Server

ancient practices, Country, cranial deformation, cultural identity, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, head measurements, head shape, head shaping, head size, indigenous cultures, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical characteristics, Server, skull binding, skull modification, skull shape, skullcraft, tight skull, traditional beliefs, traditional rituals, unique customs

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4334
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you tight-skulled individuals out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and their tight skull magically expanded to fit the wackiness and fun that our server offers. They went from being a regular player to a legendary Minecraft master, all thanks to the craziness of our server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right, a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner tight-skulled self and embark on the most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life, then join our server today! Who knows, maybe your skull will expand too and you’ll become a Minecraft legend in no time.

SMP SvenCraft: The Coop Chronicles

action, Adventure, Chronicles, co-op, coop, Cooperative gameplay, First Person Shooter, Game Mods, Gaming Community, half life, LAN party, modding, multiplayer, online gaming, PC Gaming, Play, smp, strategy, Survival, sven coop, SvenCraft, team-based, valve, video games

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on dragons and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking cows who hold dance parties every night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of ninja chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

GirlbossCraft

anxiety issues, Boundaries, Calling, Classes, Communication, financial aid, GirlBossCraft, Girlfriend, grant, grown ass woman, grown woman, loans, Mechanic, ordering food, Panic, Parent, relationships, Schooling, social anxiety, University

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of social anxiety so well that we’ll even order food for you! Need to talk to your mechanic but can’t muster up the courage? We got you covered! But wait, there’s more – we’ll even pretend to be you and handle all your financial aid calls for you!

Join our server and never worry about adulting again! Our staff is trained in the art of pretending to be you in any situation, no matter how outrageous. Need someone to call your university and beg for more loans? We’ve got your back!

So come on in and let us handle all your responsibilities while you sit back, relax, and enjoy the game. Just don’t forget to thank us when you graduate with flying colors – all thanks to our expert pretending skills!

World of ELAK: Where you can ELAK all the factions!

Adventure, cleavers, Discord, Economy, ELAK, Factions, Friends, ip address, java, Katanas, knives, Legacy, Market system, Minecraft, Roleplay, server info, Survival, TOWN, Trade, Tribe, Tribes, weapons, world

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

World of Elak Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1
Features	Survival Gameplay, Land System, Custom Discord Map, Economy, Custom Weapons, Tribes

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by getting the server IP and information in our Discord server linked above.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a tribe?	You can play solo, but joining a tribe with at least 2 players can unlock more features and opportunities in the game.
Are there custom weapons in the game?	Yes, the server offers unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more for players to equip themselves with.
Is there a market system in the game?	Yes, the server has a detailed market system where players can trade, earn, and spend in-game currency for various items.

FuzzyDizzy Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Star Shards Collected:	272	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and touch fuzzy to get dizzy – literally! Our server is infused with magical fuzziness that will have you spinning like a top in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary dancing llamas of Minecraft. These llamas have moves that will make Michael Jackson jealous. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between llamas that will leave you in stitches.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens? These chickens are trained in the ancient art of egg-fu and will protect our server with their lives. Join us and witness the epic battles between ninja chickens and unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Touch fuzzy, get dizzy, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: Successful Men General #2 – The Blocky Bosses

60 acres, blocky, Bosses, career success, current predicament, definition of success, family life, general, homemaker wife, kid #2, link ID, March 2025, Men, Minecraft, political ramifications, Politics, smp, Successful, successful discussion, successful future, successful individuals, successful living, successful men, successful mindset, Thread, wfh, work-life balance

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you a successful man looking to discuss the political ramifications of our current predicament? Do you WFH on 60 acres with a kid on the way and a “homemaker” wife? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some epic political debates while building your virtual empire on our server. We’ve got secret underground lairs, diamond-studded castles, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to explode things for fun.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a special diamond sword that shoots lasers. How cool is that?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of politics, explosions, and dancing with Herobrine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless Bob blows up your house, then you might regret it a little).

WordNerdMC SMP

commonly confused words, commonly misused, Communication, English language, grammar, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, Misuse, misused words, semantics, smp, Syntax, vocabulary, vocabulary misuse, word confusion, word usage, WordNerdMC, Writing

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of golden apples. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay enchanted eggs that hatch into mini-bosses. Defeat them and you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into next?

AnimalBedWars

Animal Behavior, animal rights, AnimalBedWars, Animals, Bed.., bedtime routine, comfort, Companionship, Cuddling, human-animal bond, hygiene, personal preference, pet allergies, pet hair, pet health, pet ownership, Pets, Relaxation, Sleep, sleep quality

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals aren’t allowed to sleep in your bed? Well, look no further because on our server, animals are not only allowed to sleep in your bed, they’re encouraged! Why? Because our server is run by a secret society of animal whisperers who believe that animals bring good luck when they sleep in your bed.

Join our server and experience the joy of waking up to a cuddly pig or a snuggly sheep in your bed every morning. Not only will you have adorable companions to keep you warm at night, but you’ll also gain special in-game bonuses for every animal that sleeps in your bed.

So come on, join us and let the animals take over your bed in the most hilarious and heartwarming way possible!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airspace, Alliance, Andrzej Duda, Conflict, Crisis, debates, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nato, Protecting, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Skies, SOVEREIGNTY, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also dragons and zombies.

u can build ur own castle and protect it from evil creepers and skeletons. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs from ur hands like a wizard.

oh and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and diamonds? yea, u heard me right.

so come join us and be a part of dis crazy adventure where anything is possible. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies.