CraftyInsultsMC

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Digging for Diamonds – Minecraft Mayhem

3rd person shooter, alien threats, co-op, contested planets, diamonds, Digging, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, hdg, helldiver, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, interstellar struggle, Latest Patch, loadouts, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, objective-based missions, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, samples, squad-based, Steam, Super-Earth, team composition, top down, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	185
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server like no other? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs!

Imagine this: you are a Creeper Diver, a member of the most elite fighting force in the Minecraft universe. You and your squad will battle against alien threats on various planets, completing insane missions in procedurally generated worlds. Each successful mission brings you one step closer to total victory in our ever-evolving galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that it will transport you to the year 2024, where you can experience co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter action like never before. And the best part? You can play on both Steam and PS5, because we’re just that cool.

If you’re wondering about our origins, don’t worry! Our server is inspired by the legendary Creeper Divers game from 2015. It’s like the OG version, but with a modern twist that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, when in doubt, always remember to watch out for those sneaky Creeper Divers dropping samples on your head. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.

McCrafty McMadness: Build, Battle, and Burgers!

affordable, battle, Big mac, BUILD, BURGERS, childhood memories, comfort food, convenience, drive thru, fast food, fast food chain, Fries, Global, golden arches, Happy Meal, iconic, Indulgent, McCrafty, McDonald, McFlurry, McMadness, Restaurant, ronald mcdonald, Tasty

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant McDonald’s burgers and fries. But that’s not all! You can ride on a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes, and mine for diamonds in a cave made entirely out of rainbow blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Every hour, a dragon made out of cheese swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a unicorn as a pet!

So come join our server and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SpyCraft: Family Edition

action, adorable, comedy, dumb, dynamic, Edition, Espionage, family, humor, little girl, Manga, Manga adaptation, manga series, relationships, sense, Spy, spy x family, Spycraft, Stereotypes, straight guy, Thriller, WOMAN

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our totally wacky and wild Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a gravity-defying feature where you can literally walk on walls and ceilings. It’s like defying the laws of physics, but in Minecraft!

– We have a secret underground dancing llama club where you can party with your pixelated pals all night long. Just watch out for the disco creepers!

– Our server is home to the legendary unicorn army that roams the land, spreading rainbows and sparkles wherever they go. Join them in their quest for glittery domination!

– If you’re looking for a challenge, try to find the hidden enchanted hot dog stand in the middle of the desert. Rumor has it that they serve the best diamond-encrusted hot dogs in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Conservatives: Mining for Votes

Conservatives, conspiracy theories, Crafty, current events, digital engagement, echo chamber, ideological divide, internet culture, lockdowns, Masks, Mining, Misinformation, online activity, online debate, polarization, political discourse, public health, public opinion, right wing, social media, societal impact, Vaccines, Votes

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Reasons to Join:

Our diamonds are as rare as finding a unicorn riding a dragon!
Build your own castle and defend it from a horde of evil zombies!
Join epic pvp battles where the winner gets a pet ender dragon!
Explore a world where Steve is actually a secret agent fighting off evil creepers!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

French Island LOLcraft Server

Africa, Africans, Colonization, extremism, far right leader, France, French, goddess savior, Identity, Ideology, influence, ISLAND, LolCraft, love, Media, MLP_officiel, nationalism, Netflix, Perception, Politics, Propaganda, Server, twitter

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even africans from an island in Africa which belongs to France are obsessed with the far right leader of France! 🤣 They sing praises like she’s the goddess savior of Africa, even though we all know far right is usually the bad guys (thanks Netflix). But hey, if they’re into it, you know it’s gotta be good! Join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll start singing praises too! 🤪

ClockWife’sTitsMC – The LOLZiest Minecraft Server Ever!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most precious diamonds in all of Minecraft. But beware, these diamonds are guarded by a fierce army of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to venture into the depths of our world to claim these diamonds for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance with creepers and party all night long. The music is bumpin’, the drinks are flowing, and the explosions are epic. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Under 5M Gamers Inc.

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mines Excavated:	2704	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with millions of players? Join our server where we have less than 5 million units sold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, a player found a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head! Another player stumbled upon a herd of pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a house made entirely of cheese blocks!

So, if you want to experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before, join our server now! Who needs millions of players when you can have unicorns, cheese houses, and giant diamonds waiting for you?

Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	9940
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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