CraftyInsultsMC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyInsultsMC

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mines Excavated:	3405
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

CrunchyBreadSisDilemma

baby food, Communication, compassion, consideration, crunchy bread, CrunchyBreadSisDilemma, dietary restrictions, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, food preferences, meal preferences, shopping list, sibling relationships, sister, soft foods, Soup, tonsil surgery, tonsillectomy, Understanding, vitamised meals

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even ask for crunchy bread without causing a family feud? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where asking for bread is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

Our server is so wild that even eating soup can lead to drama worthy of a reality TV show. Who knew that a simple request for bread could cause such chaos? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server.

Join now for a ton of fun, crazy antics, and maybe even a few tonsil-related shenanigans. Who needs solid foods when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Don’t miss out on the madness – join today!

JavaJokes Minecraft SMP

barista, bitter, Caffeine, coffee, cream, dark roast, DATING, Espresso, funny, humor, JavaJokes, jokes, latte, light roast, love, Men, Minecraft, morning rush, pickup lines, relationships, smp, Sugar, SWEET

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! It’s like, the craziest server ever, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, ya feel me?

So like, imagine this, right? You join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. And the best part? The admins are like, the coolest dudes ever, they’re like wizards with diamond swords, casting spells and stuff.

And the builds on this server? Oh man, they’re more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn through a rainbow. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks, just chillin’ in the middle of a lava lake. And don’t even get me started on the rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, it’s like a thrill ride from hell.

But wait, there’s more! The events on this server are crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Like, every Friday night they have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And on Saturdays, they have a build competition where the theme is always something ridiculous like “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian.”

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of cows in a thunderstorm, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyDadJokes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8466	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

SpyCraft: SwissCheeseGoneWild

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6561
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0

OMG u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of craziness! We got pigs flying, llamas doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Swiss citizens in Iran are dying to join! They say the mobs are so fierce and the dungeons are so challenging that it’s like a spy thriller in Minecraft form! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

LA Accent Swap Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6715
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Potions Brewed:	190	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the whole wide world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… On this server, pigs can fly! That’s right, you heard me! Pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And that’s not all, folks! We’ve got talking cows that spit out diamonds instead of milk. Can you believe it? I know, I know, it’s mind-blowing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the most epic builder in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it that he once built an entire castle using only one hand while blindfolded. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a build-off and maybe even earn his respect (if you’re lucky).

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night at midnight? Yeah, that’s right. We’ve got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and creepers dropping sick beats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, blockheads!

Capy World 💫

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Capy World Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
New World	No world resets. Newly launched on January 1st.
Shopping District	Run your own shop or enjoy the diamond-based economy.
Active Staff	Staff available to help with any issues or questions.
Fly	Allows flying after 2 weeks of playtime.
No Mob Griefing	Mob griefing disabled to protect builds.
Peace of Mind	Build protection and item restoration.
Events & Movie Nights	Weekly movie nights and frequent Minecraft events.
Heads Plus	Collect mob heads as currency for decoration.

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord through the link in our bio or message us for the link. Verify and fill out the whitelist application in the whitelist channel.

Q: Is the server 18+ only?

A: Yes, we are looking for long-term players who are 18 and older.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive community environment.

Q: Can I run my own shop in the shopping district?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops in the shopping district.

Q: How often are events and movie nights held?

A: Events and movie nights are held every week. Check the schedule in our Discord for specific dates and times.

Eternal Union 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cheating, Discord, doubts, ETERNAL, Girlfriend, icemancomethL8, instagram, loyalty, loyalty assessment, loyalty check, loyalty issues, loyalty test, loyalty thread, phone number, relationship, Snap, suspicion, Telegram, Trust, union, Wife

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, bro, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! We’re talking about testing your wife or girlfriend’s loyalty by sending her snap, ig, disc, teleg, or phone number to icemancomethL8.

Join us for some wild adventures and see if your significant other can resist the temptation of our epic Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Who knows what kind of drama will unfold when you put your relationship to the ultimate test in the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

Crafty Lava Land

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in town! We got fire insurance, but watch out ’cause if the insurance company sees a fire is gonna happen, they gonna cancel that ish faster than you can say “creeper”. So come join us, build your dream home, and pray to the Minecraft gods that your insurance doesn’t bail on you. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining! See you in the game, fam! #MinecraftMadness #FireInsuranceFiasco

SickCraftFam or GermWorriesMC

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mines Excavated:	1405	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Farms Harvested:	178	Dimension Hops:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Are you tired of constantly worrying about getting sick on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for germaphobes like you!

Join our server and never fear the dreaded norovirus again! Our virtual world is completely germ-free, so you can game in peace without the risk of catching any stomach illnesses. Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless hours of gameplay without a care in the world.

Plus, on our server, we take hygiene very seriously. No more sneezing into hands or not washing up after using the restroom. Our players are cleanliness experts, ensuring that you’ll never have to worry about germs spreading in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave your worries behind. Say goodbye to drama and hello to a world where your health concerns are taken seriously. Don’t be an “AITA” on other servers, join us and game in peace!

MythBustedInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	94	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, did you know that on this server, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance? It’s like a total party up in here!

And get this, on this server, diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness!

So like, come join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will, but who hates fun and happiness, amirite? 😂🤪🤣