CraftyIncomeHideout Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyIncomeHideout

Boundaries, career, Communication, Conversation, CraftyIncomeHideout, Dinner, Friends, income, income disclosure, Manners, personal choice, personal information, privacy, privacy rights, relationships, Respect, rudeness, Salaries, social etiquette, social situations, Wife

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Dimension Hops:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where we don’t ask about your income or judge you based on your job title!

Join us and leave all the awkward conversations behind. No need to worry about revealing your salary or feeling judged for your career choice. Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden treasures and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs nosy dinner guests when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers with your new Minecraft friends?

SleepyCraft

advice, bedtime, Closure, Communication, Conversation, ending, exhaustion, Goodnight, guidance, Help, Intimacy, late night, long distance, partner, phone sex, relationships, romance, Sleep, SleepyCraft, tired, wrapping up

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Mines Excavated:	2331	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Buildings Constructed:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3988
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a late-night phone sex call? Look no further, because our server is here to keep you wide awake and entertained all night long! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to wrap up your phone sex calls before logging on – we don’t want any interruptions to our epic gameplay sessions!

SquadGoals Minecraft Server

Accountability, banana industry, chiquita, civil case, colombia, compensation, corporate responsibility, death squad victims, families, financial restitution, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal activities, Justice, lawsuit, legal proceedings, millions, Minecraft, ordered to pay, paramilitary groups, Server, SETTLEMENT, south america, SquadGoals

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Potions Brewed:	200	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎

Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹

HijabCraft: No Aliens Allowed!

alien garments, aliens, Allowed, banning, bill, Central Asia, clothing ban, conservative policies, controversial law, cultural identity, discrimination, Government, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic dress, minority rights, political control, religious expression, religious freedom, Tajikistan, Tajikistan government, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the Tajikistan government banning hijabs and other ‘alien garments’! we promise no crazy laws here, just good ol’ block building fun. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by aliens who love to wear hijabs while playing minecraft. join us for out-of-this-world adventures and build your own intergalactic empire! who needs Tajikistan when you can have a blast with us?

AntFarmDragonLadybug

adorable creature, Animal Behavior, Ant, AntFarmDragonLadybug, bug, Dragon.., ecosystem, farmer ant, giant flying monster, insect, insect behavior, LADYBUG, Livestock, Nature, Perception, perspective, predator, prey, symbiotic relationship, tiny creature, wildlife

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where ladybugs are dragons and ants are farmers with livestock to protect! 🐞🐜

we have a whole world where the tiny insects rule and you can be a part of their crazy adventures. build your own ant farm, ride on the back of a ladybug dragon, and battle against evil grasshoppers trying to steal your crops.

if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see the world from a bug’s perspective! 🌍🐛🦗

PolarAmpCraft

climate change, climate models, climate science, climate variability, data analysis, data interpretation, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Eocene, global warming, greenhouse gases, ice cap, paleoclimate, polar amplification, polar regions, PolarAmpCraft, research findings, scientific discovery, Scientific evidence, scientific research, temperature trends

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Towns Built:	10	New Chunks Explored:	502929
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the polar bears are throwing a wild party because they don’t need no ice cap to have a good time. they’re all like, “who needs ice when you have lava pits and diamond armor?”

join this server if you want to witness the craziest polar bear rave of your life. they’ll be dancing on the tables, riding pigs, and shooting fireworks out of their noses. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

plus, the penguins are also there, but they’re not just waddling around. oh no, these penguins have mastered the art of building epic igloos that are taller than the sky limit. you can chill with them and sip on some fish smoothies while admiring their architectural skills.

so, if you’re looking for a server where polar amplification is the norm and ice caps are so last season, then join us and prepare for a wild ride. who needs reality when you have minecraft? let’s get this party started! 🎉🐧🎊🐻

MomCraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Divine Spears Created:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the overpowering smell of your mom’s cooking! We promise our virtual world is scent-free and full of adventure. Plus, we have a secret tunnel system where you can hide from any unwanted aromas. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and leave your nose-wracking problems behind.

CraftyLinux Minecraft Server

Alternative, command line, Community, Computer, CraftyLinux, Customization, Development, flexibility, linux, long tail tag, Minecraft, Niche, open source, operating system, Performance, Popular, programming, SECURITY, Server, software, Stability, Technology, Unix

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8265	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of boring old Linux servers? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer because who needs fancy hardware when you can have the thrill of wondering if your game will crash at any moment. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who will guide you on your epic quest for diamonds and glory.

So why waste your time on Linux when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Join us now and let the madness begin!

DoggyFixersCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, dog behavior, dog health, dog in heat, dog ownership, dog training, DoggyFixersCraft, Dogs, family conflict, female dog, parenting, pet care, pet parenting, pet responsibility, pet surgery, pet welfare, Pets, spaying, veterinarian

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of responsibility and taking care of your pets? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure all virtual dogs are spayed and neutered to avoid any messy situations like bleeding all over the place.

Just like this mom took matters into her own hands and got her daughter’s dog fixed without her knowing, we take care of business on our server. No need to worry about blood stains on your virtual furniture or having to deal with a stubborn player who refuses to do the right thing for their pet.

Join us for a wild ride of crazy pet stories and hilarious antics, where the only thing bleeding will be your enemies in PvP battles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the laughter begin!

CraveCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous eating, Appetite, CraveCraft, cravings, cuisine, Culinary, culinary exploration, dislike, experimentation, Flavors, Food, food aversion, food challenges, foodie, Gastronomy, Minecraft, PALATE, picky eater, Preference, Server, Taste, taste buds, trying new things

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4752	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of being a picky eater in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and feast on all the virtual food your heart desires! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But beware, our server is home to the legendary Foodie Monster, a creature who roams the land searching for players to challenge to food-eating contests. Do you have what it takes to out-eat this monstrous foe and claim the title of Foodie Champion?

Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get deliciously ridiculous!

ParentingProHacks

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Are you tired of your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll teach you the most unethical parenting hacks to get out of doing anything! Need an excuse to stay up late playing Minecraft? Just tell your parents you’re conducting important research on the server! Want to avoid cleaning your room? Claim that you need to focus on building your virtual empire instead! Our server is the perfect place for rebellious kids who want to stick it to the man (or in this case, their parents)! Join now and unleash your inner mischief maker!