CraftyIKEA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyIKEA or DIYcraftyWife

aita, assembling furniture, Communication Issues, CraftyIKEA, diy furniture, diy projects, DIYcraftyWife, furniture assembly, furniture assembly help, hobby projects, Home decor, home improvement, household chores, IKEA furniture, marriage arguments, Redecorating, relationship conflicts, Remodeling, stubborn spouses, stubbornness, time-consuming tasks.

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of assembling furniture for your significant other? Do you dread the thought of putting together yet another piece of IKEA furniture? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to lift a finger to build anything!

Join us and escape the endless cycle of furniture assembly drama. No more dropped wood on your foot, no more arguments about who should do the work. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled IKEA employee who will build anything you want with just a snap of his ghostly fingers. So come on over and let the ghostly IKEA employee take care of all your building needs. Just don’t ask him to assemble a desk, he’s still a little touchy about that.

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6165
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6080
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Love Letters Sent:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.

Forgive Her Now Server 1.21

Emotional healing, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and acceptance, forgiveness and growth, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness and love, forgiveness and peace, forgiveness journey, forgiveness meditation, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness quotes, forgiveness therapy, healing, letting go, moving on, relationships, releasing anger, releasing resentment, self-forgiveness, Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	4960
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, bros, forget about that drama and join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining like a pro and building like a boss in no time. Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether.

And don’t even get me started on the events – we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a fireworks factory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together!

ManlyMinerMinecraft SMP

Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male bonding, male camaraderie, male characteristics, male culture, male experiences, male identity, male perspective, male pride, male privilege, male psychology, male traits, manhood, ManlyMinerMinecraft, Masculinity, smp, societal expectations, traditional masculinity

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Yo bros, do you like Minecraft? Do you like smashing blocks and building epic castles? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even Herobrine would be jealous.

Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!

ProCraftinateStopCheatCode

Accountability, cheat code, discipline, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, habits, mental toughness, motivation, organization, overcoming procrastination, Prioritization, ProCraftinateStopCheatCode, procrastinating, productivity, self-control, self-discipline, stop procrastinating, success, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Emeralds Found:	733	Void Armor Forged:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of wasting hours procrastinating instead of building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cheat code to stop procrastinating! Join us and say goodbye to boring tasks and hello to endless adventures in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. We have secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned players, hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a legendary cheat code hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock the cheat code to stop procrastinating once and for all!

NukeCraft: Trump’s Deal or Boom Minecraft Server

boom, Deal, Minecraft, nukecraft, Server, Trumps

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	525751	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

lol come join our minecraft server where we make deals with creepers before considering a strike! our advisers have privately conceded that our building skills are so far along that the “maximum pressure” strategy might not be effective against our epic creations. the EU has made it clear that a new deal needs to be reached by summer or else our diamond armor will be unstoppable. join now for a chance to negotiate with skeletons and trade with villagers for the best loot in town! #minecraftdiplomacy