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CraftyHumanAlgorithm

  • CraftyHumanAlgorithm

    CraftyHumanAlgorithm

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

    imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

    we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?

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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Details:

    Version: 1.21.4, Available on Java & Bedrock
    Server IP: play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port: 25566 (No port needed for Java)

    Official Links:

    Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
    Discord Username: Duvahl
    Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

    What Sets Us Apart?

      • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
      • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
      • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
      • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
      • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
      • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
      • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
      • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
      • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
      • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
      • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
      • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
      • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

    FAQ Questions & Answers:

    Question Answer
    Can I play on this server with friends using different versions of Minecraft? Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions, allowing players to connect regardless of their version.
    Are there any pay-to-win elements on this server? No, all Ranks and Pearlshop Perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay, ensuring fairness for all players.
    Is PvP enabled on this server? PvP is disabled by default, but can be enabled for those who wish to engage in consensual PvP.
    How can I claim land on the server? You can use the advanced land claiming system to take control of your builds and decide who has access to them.

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  • Dragon’s Den 1.20.1

    Dragon’s Den 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead. And get this, the pigs actually fly here! Not like in real life, of course, that would be insane. But seriously, the diamonds on this server are like, the size of your head. You’ll be rolling in bling, my dude. Plus, the villagers are all secretly ninjas in disguise. Don’t believe me? Just try trading with one and see what happens. So yeah, join this server and let the craziness begin!

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  • HonestyCraft Minecraft Server

    HonestyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on your dating preferences!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy stories. Like the time a player built an entire castle out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who claimed it as his new home.

    Or how about the time a group of players banded together to defeat the dreaded Creeper King, who was terrorizing the land with his explosive antics. They say he was defeated by a player who lured him into a trap with a trail of TNT.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces all players, no matter their dating history or preferences? Plus, you never know what outrageous shenanigans you’ll encounter next. So come on, join us and let the fun begin!

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  • RemoteCraft chores LOL

    RemoteCraft chores LOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world where chores don’t exist!

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of having to do everything around the house, just like our player who does all the cooking, cleaning, and grocery shopping in their relationship. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs without ever having to worry about sweeping or cleaning litter boxes.

    And if you ever feel overwhelmed by the demands of your partner, just remember that on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny. No more arguments about who should do the dishes or take out the trash – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

    So come on over and join us for a crazy adventure where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. See you in the game!

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  • BadParentingMC SMP

    BadParentingMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, the admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, like what even is that luck? And the mods are like unicorns that poop rainbows and grant wishes, it’s insane!

    If you join this server, you’ll be blessed with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just for logging in. And get this, the spawn point is a giant cake made of obsidian and glowstone, like who even thinks of that? It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form.

    Plus, the players on this server are all secretly famous celebrities in disguise. I heard that one time, Taylor Swift built a mansion out of emerald blocks and hosted a concert for all the players. And Justin Bieber tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. It was epic!

    So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • SitcomCraft

    SitcomCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching the same old sitcoms over and over again? Well, why not join our Minecraft server instead! We have a hilarious sitcom-inspired world where you can live out all your favorite TV show moments. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper walks in and starts cracking jokes like Chandler from Friends. Or how about building a replica of Jerry Seinfeld’s apartment and inviting all your friends over for a virtual laugh track? Trust us, this server is a comedy goldmine! Join now for a laugh riot like no other!

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  • BoltCraft Minecraft Server

    BoltCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine strikes like a bolt from da blue in a new kursk offensive? russian reports say it’s da craziest thing ever! join us if u wanna experience da thrill of war in a blocky world, where anything can happen! build ur own army, conquer lands, and show dem other players who’s boss! join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

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  • CraftyPutin’sFakeNewsLand

    CraftyPutin’sFakeNewsLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin’s disinformation networks trying to skew the german election but in minecraft form!!! build your own fake news empire and spread propaganda like never before!!! team up with other players to create chaos and confusion in the virtual world!!! who will come out on top in this battle of fake news??? join now and find out!!! also, there are flying pigs and talking llamas because why not??? it’s a wild ride on this server, don’t miss out!!!

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  • Whale Song Minecraft Server

    Whale Song Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to talk to whales? well, on our server, u can do just that! our humpback whales have learned to speak human language cuz they been playin minecraft for so long. they’ll tell u all their secrets and maybe even teach u how to fly in the game. join us for a whale of a time and experience the true magic of minecraft!

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