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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 5251 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6380 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
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