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CraftyHobbyist – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

One hobby everyone should have is joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the base was built by a group of flying pigs who were actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon. So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and uncover the truth about the flying pig conspiracy, join our Minecraft SMP today!

CraftyHobbyist SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	922
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

If your answer isn’t “building a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in Minecraft,” then you need to join our SMP right now! We have a community of players who are all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and absurdity. One time, we had a player who built a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava – and they survived! So if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad genius and create the most bonkers builds you can imagine, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

CringeCraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Magic Items Found:	6582	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us if you want to cringe so hard that your face gets stuck in a permanent cringe position. We have cringe-worthy builds, cringe-inducing challenges, and cringe-tastic events that will make you question your life choices. So if you’re ready to embrace the cringe and laugh until you cry, join our server now!

BlockyLoveCraft

BlockyLoveCraft, codependency, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dismissive behavior, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, INCONSISTENCY, lack of boundaries, Manipulation, Overlooked, passive aggression, red flags in relationships, relationship, subtle red flag, toxic patterns, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics, warning signs, warning signs of abuse

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server and find your perfect mining partner! Our server is filled with love-struck creepers looking for that special someone to build a blocky empire with.

But beware, there’s a subtle red flag that most people overlook in relationships on our server – if your partner starts hoarding all the diamonds for themselves, it might be time to reevaluate your blocky romance. Join now and let the love (and the diamonds) flow!

CraftyZelenskyWarrior

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “hey stop fighting in our country pls”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we encourage war and chaos cuz why not, amirite? join us if u wanna ignore peace talks and just blow stuff up for fun! who needs zelensky when u can have a blast on our server? come join the madness and let’s show ukraine how it’s really done! #warisfun #ukrainewho

Galactic Survey: Milky Way Madness

Astronomical discoveries, Astronomical Observations, astronomical research, Astronomy, Galactic, galaxy classification, galaxy research, galaxy satellite systems, galaxy survey, madness, milky, Milky Way, Milky Way (Galaxy), Milky Way satellites, Milky Way uniqueness, Milky Way-mass systems, SAGA Survey team, satellite galaxies, satellite galaxy analysis, satellite galaxy discovery, satellite galaxy identification, survey, Unique Systems

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

lol u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got more satellite galaxies dan da Milky Way got satellites! like, we got 378 of dem across 101 systems, and da Milky Way only got 4. so like, if u wanna be part of somethin special and outta dis world, dis server is da place to be! plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair where u can find da rarest diamonds. so come join us and be part of da craziest galaxy adventure ever!

The Chaotic SMP: Where chaos reigns and anarchy is only semi

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Server Overview

Server Name	THE CHAOTIC SMP
Version	1.21.1
Features	Player Head Drops Random Events Aura Skills Teams
IP Address	thechaoticsmp.mcserv.fun

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address provided above to connect to THE CHAOTIC SMP.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: THE CHAOTIC SMP features unique content, friendly content creators, and an amazing community of players.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, THE CHAOTIC SMP hosts random events for players to enjoy.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, the server allows players to form teams and collaborate with each other.

Q: Is there a Discord server for THE CHAOTIC SMP?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server for more information and interaction with the community. Click here to join.

Hit On Our Hands Boys Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Yes, you heard that right, a PET DRAGON. Legend has it that this dragon will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful weapons and armor you could ever imagine. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? We got it. Need armor that makes you invincible? We got that too. And don’t even get me started on the enchanted potions that will give you superhuman abilities.

And let’s not forget about our custom-built mini-games that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement all at the same time. From parkour challenges that will test your agility to PvP battles that will test your strength, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The SecretGriefer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Buildings Constructed:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself (rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves)!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic Rainbow Sheepicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

GF Disapproval Server

Acting, Boundaries, comedy, Communication, compromise, compromise in relationships, disapproval, emotional boundaries, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Jealousy, love, Performance, relationship, relationship dynamics, relationship struggles, role playing, script, Server, Theater, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Items Found:	1322	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Crops Grown:	9033	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Towns Built:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the most intense love triangles, heartbreaks, and betrayals you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world.

We have weekly drama performances where players act out scenes of love and heartache, just like in a real-life soap opera. You can even choose to play a character who is torn between two lovers or a villain who breaks hearts left and right.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like in real life, emotions run high and relationships are tested. Will you choose love or loyalty? Will you break someone’s heart or have your heart broken? The choice is yours on our server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us for the most outrageous and drama-filled server around. Who needs reality TV when you can have reality Minecraft? Join now and let the drama begin!

PleasureCraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Your guilty pleasure in life will thank you!

CraftyHacksMC

budgeting, career development, cleaning, Cooking, CraftyHacksMC, diy, efficiency, FITNESS, health, home improvement, life hack, mental health, organization, personal finance, productivity, self improvement, Stress Management, Technology, Time management, Tips, Tricks

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	142182
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Looking for a life hack that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate life hack – unlimited diamonds! That’s right, forget about mining for hours on end, just join our server and watch as diamonds rain from the sky! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with talking cows who will give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wild. So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!