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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 1153 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happenin all the time. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet and we all had a poop party in it. it was wild, man.
and, like, if you don’t join, taslima nasreen is gonna come and predict ‘religious darkness’ in bangladesh or something. like, she’s gonna be all like ‘hindus, free thinkers will die’ and we’ll all be like ‘nah, we’re too busy having a poop party in the giant toilet, sorry taslima.’
so, yeah, join this server if you wanna have a blast and avoid the religious darkness or whatever. it’s gonna be lit, man.
