CraftyH2O Minecraft Servers

CraftyH2O

  • CraftyH2O: Trust Issues Server

    CraftyH2O: Trust Issues Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever played on a minecraft server where the water is actually safe to drink? well, lemme tell ya, our server is like the singapore of minecraft servers when it comes to water safety. you can drink that water straight from the river, no problemo.

    unlike other servers where you gotta worry about getting dysentery from drinking the water, our server has the cleanest H2O around. trust me, i’ve been playing on this server for years and i’ve never once gotten sick from drinking the water.

    plus, we have the craziest stories about the water on our server. like, did you know that there’s a secret underwater city where the water is made of diamonds? yeah, diamonds! and if you drink the water, you gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. it’s wild, man.

    so if you wanna join a minecraft server where you can drink the water without fear of getting sick, come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. and who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret underwater city of diamonds and become a superhero. it could happen, stranger things have happened on our server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Pen

    The Pen

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
    Server IP play.thepen-mc.net

    So What’s the Deal?

    Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

    Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

    What makes this server different?

      • Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
      • Prestiges – Prestige to earn special rewards after you’ve hit top rank
      • Guards who will assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
      • Quests can be completed for extra cash or special items
      • Gangs – Join a gang and fight with rival gangs to be top dog in the prison
      • Swords and Potions are all illegal, and Guards will PVP you if they see you with them
      • The grind – You have to smelt your ores, and walk through PVP zones to sell them in the Commissary, no more instasell
      • Rent a prison cell, or a prison plot, to store your things, build, or create your own shop to sell to others
      • You start with basic tools and leather armor, you have to work for better gear
      • Solitary Confinement – you can get sent here by a Guard for disobeying them
      • Bounties – have an enemy? Just put a bounty on their head. Check the bounty poster board to see what bounties you can claim

    What are the Ranks?

    Ranks Amount
    A – Default Prisoner $0
    B – $25,000
    C – $80,000
    D – $250,000
    E – $800,000
    Parolee – $1,500,000
    Citizen – $2,000,000
    Guard Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband
    SrGuard Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
    Warden Administrator Position
    SrWarden Senior Administrator Position

    What’s a Guard?

    Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the prison rules such as no PVP, swords, potions, or bows. Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement.

    We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!

    It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • New Religion Minecraft 1.21

    New Religion Minecraft 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the holy land of gaming, I swear.

    We got creepers that drop diamonds instead of blowing up your house, like what even is that madness?

    And the villagers? They straight up trade you enchanted gear for free, like they’re just handing out OP weapons like candy on Halloween.

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon. Instead of fighting you, it just wants to be your BFF and go on adventures with you.

    Join this server and you might just witness the birth of a new religion, I’m telling you, it’s gonna be lit AF.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShowerPrankWars

    ShowerPrankWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sharing your fancy shower products with your family members? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can hoard all the virtual shower products you want without anyone complaining! Build a virtual bathroom oasis filled with luxurious products like diamond-infused shampoo and golden soap bars. No need to share with anyone, because in this world, you’re the king or queen of the shower! Join now and say goodbye to greedy family members trying to steal your precious shower goodies!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HateMiningLoveCrafting

    HateMiningLoveCrafting

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Do you dread the thought of building yet another boring cobblestone castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

    Introducing… the Diamond-Dropping Chicken! Yes, you heard that right. Our chickens have been genetically modified to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you show off your diamond-studded armor, all thanks to our amazing feathered friends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Kingdom, where the ruler is a giant cactus named Sir Prickles. Join forces with Sir Prickles and his army of cactus minions to conquer the land and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer? Join now and prepare for a journey like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP