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CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Towns Built:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ores Mined:	3881	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Void Gems Collected:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	391894	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	10

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!