CraftyGuars Minecraft Servers

CraftyGuars Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville

    CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 4885
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Villages Defended: 18 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 178

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

    Looking for a place to discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your VN needs. Untranslated visual novels? Take that to /jp/ because we only speak English here!

    🚫 E-celeb shitposting is a big no-no, but e-celeb worship is totally fine!

    😱 Having trouble with your VN? Here are some tips before you ask for tech support: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (double duh) 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide 4. Copy error messages with CTRL+C and paste them with CTRL+V into DeepL (magic!) 5. When in doubt, Google it!

    🤔 Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive list of recommendations!

    📚 Download links? We’ve got ’em all!

    Join now and become part of the craziest, most fun visual novel community on Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your next favorite novel while you’re here. 😉🎮📖

    Previous thread? Forget about it! This is where the real fun begins! 💥💫🚀

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TamponCraft: No Sharing Allowed!

    TamponCraft: No Sharing Allowed!
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 3297
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Runes Activated: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this period drama! Our server is so unpredictable, you’ll never know what’s coming next – just like when your cycle decides to surprise you out of nowhere.

    Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!

    So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP

    BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 8015
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Farms Harvested: 442
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

    So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyDeathPredictor

    BlockyDeathPredictor
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 5383
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Votes: 1627 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6064 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!

    Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

    CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 3473
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Ores Mined: 2748
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

    KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 8497
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 New Chunks Explored: 357328
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

    ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 9388
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 206 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

    CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 5545
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 210 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Crops Grown: 7294 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

    join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

    but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the hero u were always meant to be! trust us, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

    BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 1484
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    BareBonesMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/hackathon-projects/">Minecraft Server</a>

    BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Features:

    • 24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
    • Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
    • Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
    • Dedicated Server with No Lag
    • Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
    • Custom Resource pack
    • 3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
    • Active Discord & Community
    • Optional Proximity Voice Chat
    • Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
    • Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
    • Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
    • Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

    Server Rules:

    1. No Griefing or Stealing
    2. No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
    3. No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
    4. Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
    5. Be Respectful and kind to other members
    6. Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
    7. The keyword is andesite
    8. No Advertising or Spamming other members
    9. No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
    10. PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”14 Y/O’s Stupid Minecraft Server”

    ”14 Y/O’s Stupid Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 9873
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of pretending to be someone you’re not in online games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where everyone is encouraged to be their weirdest, most outrageous selves.

    Imagine a world where you can be a talking unicorn riding a flying pig, while battling against a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

    So why wait? Join us now and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may even discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

    SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 8904
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8279 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Potions Brewed: 32
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

    Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

    But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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