CraftyGuard Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyGuard Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret spy base where we plot to lure and kidnap journalists from other servers! Iran’s Revolutionary Guard ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be the real deal! Join now and be part of the most insane mission to take over the minecraft world! Who needs diamonds when you can have journalists, amirite?! #journalistkidnappers #minecraftspies #revolutionaryguardwho

The Fake SMP: Mostly Vanilla, Kinda Friendly, Slightly Stable, with Slowish Anti-Cheat, and a Few Claims

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Secret Passages Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9719

Server Name	The Real SMP
Features	Stable and secure atmosphere, Player Shops, Spawn Protection, Giveaways
Discord Server	Join our Discord
IP Address	mc.therealsmp.com
Website	Visit our website

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The Real SMP runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. We have strict rules against griefing and use anti-cheat systems to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Q: How can I set up a player shop on the server?

A: To set up a player shop, you can create a shop and sell items to other players. Design your shop how you want it to be and start trading with other players.

Q: Can I build in the spawn area?

A: Spawn is protected to provide a welcoming environment for all players. If you want to build in the spawn area, you can apply for spawn permissions.

Q: How often do you host giveaways on the server?

A: We host regular giveaways as a way to give back to our community. Play with friends and enter giveaways to win exciting prizes.

Q: How can I join The Real SMP community?

A: You can join our server by using the IP address “mc.therealsmp.com” in your Minecraft client. Join our Discord server for more updates and interactions with other players.

Scavenged Shores VS Hypixel

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

**Hypixel**

**Scavenged Shores**

**FAQ**

**Q: Which server has more players and a larger community? A:** Hypixel is known for having one of the largest and most active Minecraft communities.

**Q: Which server offers a more unique and customized experience? A:** Scavenged Shores stands out for its unique pirate-themed RPG elements and custom content that sets it apart from other servers.

**Q: Can I expect regular updates and new content on these servers? A:** Both Hypixel and Scavenged Shores strive to provide regular updates and new content to keep players engaged and excited.

**Q: Are there any specific features or game modes that each server is known for? A:** Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and game modes, while Scavenged Shores focuses on a pirate-themed RPG experience with sailing, exploration, and custom islands.

**Q: How can I join these servers and start playing? A:** You can join Hypixel by connecting to their server address in Minecraft multiplayer. For Scavenged Shores, you can connect to their server address and start exploring the pirate-themed world.

CraftyDigits – LOLz

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of skeletons. They danced the night away to the sweet tunes of a zombie DJ and even learned some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy clouds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MineSmash – Where Creepers Smash Like Super Bros. in General

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Emeralds Found:	8328	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Wario is here to shake things up at this hilarious Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy mods like the Ult latency slider and less delay, courtesy of our very own xNaxdy.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got netplay for Melee/P+ and Smash Remix, where you can battle it out with other players in epic tournaments. And speaking of tournaments, don’t miss our monthly tourney where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

But that’s not all – we also have a zero tolerance policy for duplicate spammers and avatar posters. Report them and do your part to make this server even more awesome. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Parody Palace

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of your potato PC struggling to run emulators? Well, fear not, because on our server, even a toaster can run all your favorite console emulators flawlessly! We’ve harnessed the power of unicorn tears and fairy dust to ensure that AMD no longer sucks for emulation. Join us and experience the magic of playing every console game ever made, all while riding a rainbow llama through pixelated worlds. Don’t miss out on the epic quest to defeat the evil lag monster and claim your rightful place as the ultimate emulator master!

BlockyStalkers: Where Creepers and IP Addresses Collide for a LOL-tastic Adventure!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	New Chunks Explored:	105771
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing experience you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriending a talking block of cheese!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode, because they know they can’t handle the level of insanity we bring to the table. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Pixelated Politics

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a potato, ride pigs into battle against evil villagers, or even participate in our weekly llama fashion show! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground bunker where we host our daily dance parties with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “I’m a NatSoc!” faction, where players can roleplay as potato-loving Nazis and battle it out for control of the server. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

Crafty Geezers – Where age is just a number! Join ‘>be 34’ for a wild ride in Minecraft land!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ores Mined:	9460	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

>be 34 >get first gf >hate it >decide to escape reality by joining the most epic Minecraft server ever created >where you can build a castle made entirely of cheese >where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs >where you can battle against a horde of evil llamas trying to take over the server >where you can find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy >where you can team up with a group of ninja turtles to defeat the Ender Dragon >where you can finally find true happiness and never have to deal with real life drama again! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Baldur’s Gate: The Minecraft Edition

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Forget about building houses and farming, on our server you’ll be battling evil creatures, exploring mysterious realms, and even romancing NPCs! Long rest often to unlock steamy romance scenes and advance companion quests – who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?

But wait, there’s more! Knock out Minthara in Act 1 to recruit her without going down the evil path and miss out on the sex scene (but who needs that when you’re fighting for survival, right?). Choose between exploring the Underdark or the Mountain Pass, or why not both for extra loot and experience points?

And don’t even get us started on The Dark Urge – it’s like Minecraft on steroids! Resist the Urge and complete quests the “right” way to avoid losing companions, or face additional checks to keep them by your side. Plus, consume tadpoles for a chance to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and change your appearance – talk about a glow-up!

Enable Karmic Dice for a fairer gameplay experience and vote in our polls to shape the future of our server. Romance, race, class, companions – your choices matter here!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and prepare to be amazed! (Disclaimer: No actual Minecraft gameplay, just a whole lot of imagination and fun!)

Zombie Apocalypse Funland

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the PvP battles are so intense that even Nori’s slaps can send players flying! Imagine the sheer power behind those slaps if they can take down someone wielding an Uzi. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness Nori’s legendary slapping skills in action. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about surviving in this wild and wacky world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to withstand Nori’s mighty slaps!