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CraftyGreenlandTrump

Baltic states, CraftyGreenlandTrump, criticism, Diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, Greenland, international relations, Lithuanian, nato, Politics, president, remarks, trump, UNACCEPTABLE, united states, world leaders

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	2863
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

so liek, u kno how Trump was all liek “i wanna buy Greenland”? well, da Lithuanian president was liek “nah bro, dat ain’t cool”. so now, he’s startin’ dis Minecraft server to show Trump who’s boss. u gotta join dis server to support da Lithuanian president and show Trump dat Greenland ain’t for sale, bro. plus, we got like, epic build battles and da craziest redstone contraptions u ever seen. come join da fun and help us stick it to da man! #GreenlandIsNotForSale #LithuaniaStrong

ChunkyCraft

Binge Eating, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, dieting, emotional eating, fast food, food addiction, Healthy Eating, lack of exercise, late night snacking, physical activity, portion control, processed foods, sedentary lifestyle, self-control, stress eating, sugary drinks, unhealthy eating, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

> Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

Abandoned, Bots, classic, DESERTED, empty servers, Forgotten, Game, Gaming Community, gaming history, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, obsolete, old multiplayer game, online gaming, Outdated, Play, playerless, retro gaming, Server, vintage, vintage gaming, virtual world

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Votes:	5397	Holy Grails Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).

Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

Dengeki stream, English MTL, Falcom, Falcom Games, Farewell O Zemuria, funny, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, Music, NIS America, nordics, Prologue gameplay, saves, smp, TGS demo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

NoResortNoGirlfriend

adventurous trip, AirBnBs, Boring, butler, communication problems, compromise, cultural experiences, financial independence, high price, lack of cultural interest, luxury island resort, luxury travel, NoResortNoGirlfriend, North Island, nouveau riche, personal boundaries, relationship issues, seychelles, sugarbaby, vacation preferences, Vietnam

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3424	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Towns Built:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Fart Space Odyssey

anatomy, biology, bodily functions, Body, Curiosity, digestion, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal system, gross, health, humor, Myth, odyssey, question.., Science, smell, Space, strange, weird

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, big, Block logging, BrokenCraft, bugs, challenged, Dedicated, economically, Economy, Edition, ENERGY, EXTRA, Griefing, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Lost, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, people, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
Economy System	Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
World	Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
Plugins	Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

Sleek Memoir Minecraft Server

actual account, author’s note, complexities, controversial man, Enigmatic, everyday reality, experiences, image, Melania Trump, memoir, Minecraft, misrepresentation, private person, public persona, public scrutiny, record straight, reflective, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Sleek, TEASERS, VALUES

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	219
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to uncover the mysteries of Melania Trump’s memoir in a whole new way! Dive into the world of blocks and build your own White House while uncovering the enigmatic secrets of America’s most controversial woman.

We promise a glimpse into Melania’s mind like you’ve never seen before – witness her crafting skills as she builds towering structures and navigates the complexities of life in the public eye. Will you uncover the truth behind the public persona, or will you be lost in a maze of misrepresentation?

Join now for a chance to set the record straight and experience the thrill of uncovering the actual account of Melania’s experiences. Who knew that Minecraft could hold the key to unlocking the values and insights that have shaped this enigmatic figure? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the world of Melania in a whole new light!

99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

computer programming, computer software, linux, Linux compatibility, Linux users, Minecraft, operating system compatibility, Operating systems, smp, software, software applications, software compatibility, Software Developers, Software Development, software engineering, software integration, software migration, software support, Technology, technology industry, windows, Windows migration, Windows software, Windows users, Windows vs Linux, Works

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

FearlessCraft SMP

anxiety, conquering fears, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, facing fears, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-empowerment, smp, Therapy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

CraftyFoolery

BIZARRE, cognition, counterintuitive, CraftyFoolery, logical, makes sense, Nonsensical, odd, Paradox, peculiar, quirky, Rational, rationality, sense, strange, stupid, Surprising, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!