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CraftyGiftCardSplitter

aita, asking, BF, bill, birthday dinner, Breakup, christmas, Contractor, CraftyGiftCardSplitter, credit card, dessert, gift card, in-laws, lobster tail, Meal, orders, Pay, reconciled, Share, SIL, Splurge, steakhouse, surf and turf

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any awkward family dinners like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and enjoy some good old-fashioned fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity.

Join now and experience a world where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and battle evil mobs with your friends. Who needs expensive steakhouse dinners when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

Don’t be like SIL and her BF, splurging on surf and turf when you can have a blast on our server for free! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Anime Year Quest 1.20.4

“2000s”, 1.20.4, 2006, 2006 anime, animated, animated series, Anime, Anime Series, Childhood, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite anime, favorite show, japanese animation, long tail tags, mine, Nostalgia, Quest, series, television, tv show, year

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

OMG, come join our epic Minecraft server where we mine and craft like it’s 2006, the golden age of anime!

We have pixelated waifus and blocky senpais waiting for you to join and build the most kawaii creations ever seen in the digital world!

Don’t be a baka, join now and let’s unleash our inner otaku while punching trees and fighting creepers! It’s like living in your favorite anime, but with more explosions and less body pillows!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory in a world where anime dreams come true! Let’s goooooo!

CrunchyBreadSisDilemma

baby food, Communication, compassion, consideration, crunchy bread, CrunchyBreadSisDilemma, dietary restrictions, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, food preferences, meal preferences, shopping list, sibling relationships, sister, soft foods, Soup, tonsil surgery, tonsillectomy, Understanding, vitamised meals

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even ask for crunchy bread without causing a family feud? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where asking for bread is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

Our server is so wild that even eating soup can lead to drama worthy of a reality TV show. Who knew that a simple request for bread could cause such chaos? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server.

Join now for a ton of fun, crazy antics, and maybe even a few tonsil-related shenanigans. Who needs solid foods when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Don’t miss out on the madness – join today!

JavaJokes Minecraft SMP

barista, bitter, Caffeine, coffee, cream, dark roast, DATING, Espresso, funny, humor, JavaJokes, jokes, latte, light roast, love, Men, Minecraft, morning rush, pickup lines, relationships, smp, Sugar, SWEET

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3037
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! It’s like, the craziest server ever, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, ya feel me?

So like, imagine this, right? You join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. And the best part? The admins are like, the coolest dudes ever, they’re like wizards with diamond swords, casting spells and stuff.

And the builds on this server? Oh man, they’re more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn through a rainbow. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks, just chillin’ in the middle of a lava lake. And don’t even get me started on the rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, it’s like a thrill ride from hell.

But wait, there’s more! The events on this server are crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Like, every Friday night they have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And on Saturdays, they have a build competition where the theme is always something ridiculous like “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian.”

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of cows in a thunderstorm, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyDadJokes

best dad jokes, CraftyDadJokes, dad bod, dad chuckles, Dad Comedy, dad gags, dad humor, dad humorist, dad jests, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad one-liners, dad puns, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad wit, funny jokes, humor, Puns

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

SpyCraft: SwissCheeseGoneWild

accusations, ACCUSED, citizen, dies, diplomatic crisis, Espionage, foreign affairs, Governmental Affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Intelligence Operations, international relations, iran, Iran Spying, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, national security, political tensions, Spycraft, Spying, SWISS, Swiss Citizen, SwissCheeseGoneWild

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Votes:	1180
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Towns Built:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3

OMG u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of craziness! We got pigs flying, llamas doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Swiss citizens in Iran are dying to join! They say the mobs are so fierce and the dungeons are so challenging that it’s like a spy thriller in Minecraft form! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

LA Accent Swap Server

accent, cultural norms, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender mimicry, gender performance, gender presentation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, LA accents, linguistic cues, Server, social constructs, speech patterns., Swap, vocal characteristics, vocal impersonation, vocal inflection., vocal mimicry, vocal modulation, vocal stereotypes, voice imitation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5242
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	193
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the whole wide world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… On this server, pigs can fly! That’s right, you heard me! Pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And that’s not all, folks! We’ve got talking cows that spit out diamonds instead of milk. Can you believe it? I know, I know, it’s mind-blowing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the most epic builder in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it that he once built an entire castle using only one hand while blindfolded. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a build-off and maybe even earn his respect (if you’re lucky).

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night at midnight? Yeah, that’s right. We’ve got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and creepers dropping sick beats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, blockheads!

Capy World 💫

Active Staff, Capy, Community, Coreprotect, cube world, diamond-based economy, Discord, Events, Fly, heads plus, Land Claims, Mob Griefing, Movie Nights, Peace of mind, Plugins, Server, shopping district, Shops, smp, Whitelist, whitelist application, world, World Resets

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Capy World Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
New World	No world resets. Newly launched on January 1st.
Shopping District	Run your own shop or enjoy the diamond-based economy.
Active Staff	Staff available to help with any issues or questions.
Fly	Allows flying after 2 weeks of playtime.
No Mob Griefing	Mob griefing disabled to protect builds.
Peace of Mind	Build protection and item restoration.
Events & Movie Nights	Weekly movie nights and frequent Minecraft events.
Heads Plus	Collect mob heads as currency for decoration.

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord through the link in our bio or message us for the link. Verify and fill out the whitelist application in the whitelist channel.

Q: Is the server 18+ only?

A: Yes, we are looking for long-term players who are 18 and older.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive community environment.

Q: Can I run my own shop in the shopping district?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops in the shopping district.

Q: How often are events and movie nights held?

A: Events and movie nights are held every week. Check the schedule in our Discord for specific dates and times.

Eternal Union 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cheating, Discord, doubts, ETERNAL, Girlfriend, icemancomethL8, instagram, loyalty, loyalty assessment, loyalty check, loyalty issues, loyalty test, loyalty thread, phone number, relationship, Snap, suspicion, Telegram, Trust, union, Wife

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Yo, bro, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! We’re talking about testing your wife or girlfriend’s loyalty by sending her snap, ig, disc, teleg, or phone number to icemancomethL8.

Join us for some wild adventures and see if your significant other can resist the temptation of our epic Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Who knows what kind of drama will unfold when you put your relationship to the ultimate test in the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

Crafty Lava Land

belongings, buy fire insurance, cancel insurance, Crafty, disaster preparedness, emergency planning, financial loss, fire damage, fire is likely, fire prevention, fire protection, home insurance, insurance company, insurance coverage, insurance policy, Kid, Land, lava, lose home, Personal, property insurance, risk management, Safety Measures

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in town! We got fire insurance, but watch out ’cause if the insurance company sees a fire is gonna happen, they gonna cancel that ish faster than you can say “creeper”. So come join us, build your dream home, and pray to the Minecraft gods that your insurance doesn’t bail on you. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining! See you in the game, fam! #MinecraftMadness #FireInsuranceFiasco

SickCraftFam or GermWorriesMC

aita, emetophobia, family communication, family dynamics, food poisoning, GermWorriesMC, health anxiety, health awareness, health concerns, health freak, health precautions, hygiene, Illness, illness prevention, norovirus, Proper hygiene, sibling relationships, sick family members, SickCraftFam, stomach illness, winter illnesses

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of constantly worrying about getting sick on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for germaphobes like you!

Join our server and never fear the dreaded norovirus again! Our virtual world is completely germ-free, so you can game in peace without the risk of catching any stomach illnesses. Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless hours of gameplay without a care in the world.

Plus, on our server, we take hygiene very seriously. No more sneezing into hands or not washing up after using the restroom. Our players are cleanliness experts, ensuring that you’ll never have to worry about germs spreading in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave your worries behind. Say goodbye to drama and hello to a world where your health concerns are taken seriously. Don’t be an “AITA” on other servers, join us and game in peace!