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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6542 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 250879 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!