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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3249 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!