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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 647 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!