CraftyGeezer90 – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyGeezer90

90 years old, aging gracefully, CraftyGeezer90, desire to live, determination, Elderly, Gratitude, healthy aging, Impressive.., inspiration, life goals, living life to the fullest, Longevity, milestone, motivation, never giving up, positive mindset, resilience, senior citizen, staying active, wisdom

yo, u ever play on a minecraft server where the players are all 90 years old? well, now u can! join our server for the ultimate granny and grandpa showdown. watch as they battle it out in epic pvp matches, using their walkers and canes as weapons.

but that’s not all, our server also has the most lit bingo nights you’ve ever seen. imagine playing bingo while dodging creepers and zombies at the same time. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention our server has a retirement home built entirely out of diamond blocks? that’s right, these old folks are living in style. join now for the most hilarious and chaotic minecraft experience of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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SadBoiGamer Minecraft SMP

dejection, depression, desolation, Despair, Disappointment, downcast, emotions, feelings, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Minecraft, Pain, SadBoiGamer, Sadness, smp, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, unhappiness

Bruh, if you ain’t joining this lit Minecraft SMP, you’re gonna be sadder than a creeper without its boom! We got diamonds for days, like seriously, our mines are so OP even Herobrine is jealous. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a carrot, pure chaos and entertainment.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of chickens trying to survive in a world full of wolves. We have the craziest events, like a parkour race where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman (don’t ask how we got it, it’s a long story involving a witch and a potion gone wrong).

So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff, then come on over and join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, like finding a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

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Block Breakup

accepting the end, avoiding each other, BLOCK, break up signs, Breakup, closure needed, constant arguments, emotional detachment, feeling indifferent, feeling relieved, heart not in it, lack of effort, lack of intimacy, lost connection, moving on, no communication, no future plans, no trust, relationship ending, seeking advice, seeking outside validation, signs relationship over

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to relationship drama! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the heartbreak of real life and focus on building epic structures with your new blocky besties.

Signs that your relationship is completely over: – Your partner starts griefing your builds in-game – They refuse to share their diamonds with you – They keep accidentally pushing you into lava pits – They change their skin to a creeper to scare you

Don’t waste your time on a relationship that’s as dead as a zombie in the sunlight. Join our server and start crafting a new love story with players who will never let you down (unless they accidentally hit you with a pickaxe).

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CraftyCreeperKills

al-qaeda, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCreeperKills, Eastern Iraq, extremism, Insurgency, iraq, Isis, ISLAMIC STATE, jihadists, Killed, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, militants, radicalization, salafi, security forces, Sunni, Terrorism, violence

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can take down some ISIS members in eastern Iraq? Well, look no further, cuz on our server, you can do just that! We got four ISIS dudes, including two big bosses, just waiting for you to come and show ’em who’s boss! Join now for the ultimate battle of good vs. evil, Minecraft style! Let’s show those terrorists who’s really in charge in this blocky world! Join now and let’s kick some ISIS butt together!

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Hot Mess Craft

2024.., carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate science, Craft, Droughts, environmental destruction, environmental impact, extreme floods, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, hot, hottest year on record, melting ice caps, Mess, natural disasters, record-breaking temperatures, rising sea levels, storm’s, weather patterns

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about global warming, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing melting is your brain from all the fun you’ll be having!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs come by, wearing sunglasses and top hats. Or how about building a giant toilet house because why the heck not? The possibilities are endless on this server!

Join us now and become part of the wackiest community in Minecraft history. Who needs real life disasters when you can have virtual chaos and laughter with us? Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make 2024 the year of epicness!

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Pixel Oasis 1.21.3

/i/ thread, #champyons, #clip channels, #Kiyomi Pyon-Pyon, 1.21.3, 12 days of christmas, Aggie, AI LoRA, Animals, animations, Archive, art, asmr collection, Aussie chuuba, autistic, Champy Creative Corner, channel, community watchalongs, craft server, cytube, Danboorus, Doom 2 WAD, emergency Gosling resources, Fan Content, Freak, fvr, Kiki, Kikinese, Koikatsu Archive, merch links, Noises Sound Effects Library, Notifications, Oasis, PIXEL, pyon, Rabbalabs links, RPG demo, RSS feed, socials, stable diffusion, stream highlights, Super Champ Bros, timestamp tagger, twitter, Uoh, VOD search, Voicepack, vrt, VT, worms game

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Kiki experience! Build your own champyons and fight against the autistically adorable Kiki herself! Explore the Kikiverse and discover hidden treasures while listening to Kiki’s ASMR collection. Don’t miss out on the Kiki AI LoRA for Stable Diffusion – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! And if that’s not enough, we have a Kiki Doom 2 WAD for all you hardcore gamers out there. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Kiki!

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FastFoodSimplicity – Minecraft SMP

affordability, Budget, Choices, consumer behavior, convenience, cravings, dining out, eating habits, fast food, FastFoodSimplicity, Food Industry, guilty pleasure, indulgence, meal options, Minecraft, Prices, quality food, restaurants, smp, Taste, Unhealthy, Value

Lol, bro, why waste your diamonds on fast food when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and feast like a king for free? Our server is like a gourmet restaurant but without the snooty waiters and overpriced menu. We’ve got all the best food in Minecraft, from golden apples to enchanted steak. And get this – our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance! Plus, we’ve got a secret underground base where we throw the wildest food fights every Saturday night. So ditch the drive-thru and come join us for a foodie adventure you’ll never forget!

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BlockyBucks Hideout

1M cash, behind false wall, BlockyBucks, buried in backyard, Buried Treasure, decoy safe, false bottom, Hidden Compartment, HIDEOUT, hiding money, in a safe at home, in attic crawl space, in floorboards, in old furniture, in storage unit, in wall safe, inside hollowed out book, offshore account, safe deposit box, secret stash, Swiss bank, under mattress

Are you tired of hiding your $1M cash under your mattress or in a boring old safe? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can hide your $1M cash in a virtual treasure chest surrounded by lava and guarded by a pack of angry zombie pigmen! Not only will your money be safe from thieves, but you’ll also have a blast trying to retrieve it while dodging fireballs and dodging arrows from skeleton archers. Join our server today and experience the thrill of hiding your fortune in the most epic way possible!

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MexiCraft GunBan Campaign

Campaign, Community Outreach, Crime Prevention, crime reduction, disarmament, government initiative, gun control, GunBan, Guns, illegal firearms, law enforcement, mexico, mexico city, MexiCraft, president, public health, Public Safety, Safety, security measures, Street crime, streets, violence

come join our epic minecraft server where we are trying to get rid of all the guns on the streets just like mexico’s president! we have a special minigame where you have to collect as many guns as possible and throw them into a volcano to save the world from destruction! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure! also, our server is filled with tacos and sombreros for all your mexican cravings while you play. vamos amigos!

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Femoid-Free Zone 1.21

biohole, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, feminism, FemoidFree, Femoids, gender, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Inclusivity, internet culture, LGBTQ, online behavior, Online Community, social media, trolling, troons, Zone

Yo, bro, forget about those bioholes and come join our Minecraft server! We don’t have any femoids here, just a bunch of epic gamers building and surviving together. Plus, who needs those bioholes when you can hang out with cool troons instead? It’s a wild ride of blocky adventures and chaos, so come join us and leave those bioholes in the dust!

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MealRegret Minecraft Server

Apology, chef’s reaction, Conflict Resolution, customer satisfaction, customer service, dining out, fish finger sandwich, fishy taste, food preferences, food quality, independent cafe, meal replacement, MealRegret, Minecraft, overcooked food, paying for meal, restaurant etiquette, restaurant experience, Server, supporting local businesses, Tipping

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a poorly cooked fish finger sandwich? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with over-the-top reactions and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly the chef (yes, we have a chef in our Minecraft world) starts throwing a fit because you didn’t like the taste of the virtual fish you caught. But don’t worry, our waiter will handle the situation with grace and maybe even throw in a bacon sandwich as a peace offering.

And if you ever feel guilty about causing a scene, just toss some virtual money their way and watch the chaos unfold. Our chef may call you “fucking pathetic,” but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our server now for a dining experience you won’t forget (and hopefully won’t have to pay for with real money)!

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