We’ve got a community of players who will make you question your sanity, just like that creepy co-worker did to you. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of “bury the hatchet” moments that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place.
So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the fun never stops. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft and deal with all your problems in a virtual world? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
imagine a world where pigs can fly, zombies breakdance, and skeletons ride around on chickens like they’re in a rodeo. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a real-life unicorn for 10 minutes. yep, you heard that right. a freakin’ unicorn.
but wait, there’s more! we have a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the nether, a pet dragon that will fight by your side, and a disco party every friday night in the end dimension. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most epic, outrageous, and downright insane minecraft server you’ll ever play on. who needs reality when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips? join now and let the fun begin!
| Server Type | Semi Vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Minimal mods for best gameplay |
| Rules | No cheating, griefing, stealing, etc. |
| Community | Active and looking to grow |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/WMusj5MFuS for more information on how to join. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Yes, the server has rules against cheating, griefing, stealing, and other disruptive activities. Make sure to read the rules carefully before joining. |
| What makes this server different from others? | This server offers a semi vanilla experience with minimal mods, creating a smoother gameplay experience for players to enjoy. |
| How can I become a part of the community? | Join the server, participate in community events, and interact with other players to become an active member of the community. |
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🐉🔮🌈 Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and dragons breathe fire! 🌈🔮🐉
🍕🍔🍟 We’ve got a special feature where you can order virtual pizza and burgers in-game! It’s like having a virtual food party all day, every day! 🍟🍔🍕
🚀🌈🔥 And guess what? We have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers! It’s a party you don’t want to miss! 🔥🌈🚀
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| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Staff Team | Experienced staff with over 20+ years of collective experience running Minecraft servers. |
| Approval Process | Simple character submission process with dedicated reviewers for quick verification. |
| Updating & Expanding | Constantly improving lore and gameplay components with frequent staff-run events. |
| Unbiased | No unfair advantages given, rules in place to prevent biased decisions. |
| Lore | Explore the lands of Rosalia, uncovering mysteries and rebuilding the empire. |
A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions for the whitelist approval process.
A: We play Java edition 1.20.2 on a plugin-enhanced vanilla server.
A: Yes, Rosalia is a 16+ server for high-fantasy roleplay.
A: No, we do not ask for any monetary contributions to play on Rosalia.
A: Both players and admins contribute to the expanding lore of Rosalia.
– First off, we got a secret clubhouse where no girls are allowed! It’s like a boys-only club, but for gamers! How cool is that? – Our upcoming streams are gonna be off the charts! Lia and Lumi are gonna review viewer submitted fashion, so get your best outfit ready to show off! – Lia’s Valentine’s Day merch bundles are on sale until March 14! Get ’em while they’re hot! – Lia is for sale, like, what?! You can get a Lia plushie, a Chibi Lia daki pillow, Lia shirts, charms, pins, stands, stickers, and prints! It’s a Lia extravaganza! – And don’t forget to buy the Lia coffee! It’s custom roast and it’s gonna blow your mind! – Plus, we got all these useful links for newbies, like VOD suggestions and a free Lia desktop assistant! It’s like having Lia with you all the time!
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Once upon a time, there was a girl named Monica who was so cheap, she wouldn’t even buy her friends a drink after they invited her to a fancy hotel. But that’s not even the craziest part! She also yelled a racist slur at a random stranger for no reason. Can you believe it? And guess what? You can meet characters like Monica on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have pools, hot tubs, and liquor stores galore. You can even carry a case of coolers for your friends, just like Monica made her friend do. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a dramatic friendship breakup like the one between Monica and her ex-friends.
So come on down to our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs a name when you have all this craziness waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!
We have players of all ages, from 35-year-old cougars to 32-year-old cubs looking for love. Who needs a dating app when you can find your soulmate while building a virtual castle?
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated to the game that they forget to shower on weekends. Who needs hygiene when you have diamonds to mine?
And if you’re looking to start a family, we have players asking if you’re thick or curvy for the perfect baby-making body. Who needs a stork when you have a Minecraft server to find your future baby daddy?
So come join us for a crazy adventure filled with questionable boundaries, awkward conversations, and maybe even a little bit of love. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape reality?
Join our server and witness the epic tale of a player who broke up with their Minecraft partner because they built a house without a roof! Can you believe it? Roofless houses are a deal-breaker in our world.
But that’s not all! Another player divorced their in-game spouse because they accidentally killed their virtual pet chicken. It was a clucking disaster!
If you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft server with the wildest breakup stories, then join us now! Who knows what crazy drama awaits you in our pixelated world.