Have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly said "fck it" and decided to build a giant statue of a potato instead? Well, that’s the kind of energy you’ll find on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama races, and secret underground dance clubs where the only rule is to have a blast. Who needs boring old real life changes when you can join us and make ridiculous decisions that will leave you saying "fck it" in the best way possible!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister moving in with you and mooching off your hard-earned diamonds. You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft without any unwanted family members tagging along.
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, dealing with family drama is a lot harder than fighting off creepers in Minecraft!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick, or participating in our annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted shears!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and make the best purchase of your first salary by investing in a lifetime of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity!
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the source of the mysterious scent. Rumor has it, there’s a secret potion hidden deep within the mines that will give you the power to summon a herd of enchanted pigs to do your bidding.
But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to get their hands on the potion. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate scent seeker? Join now and find out!
We got, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant diamond castle made entirely out of, you guessed it, DIAMONDS! And, like, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.
Plus, we have this epic story about how Kim Dotcom actually built our server from scratch using only a pickaxe and some redstone. It’s totally true, trust us. So, like, come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!
we have magical sunbeams that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. no need for sunscreen here, just bask in the glow of our virtual sun and watch your health improve before your very eyes.
so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and let the power of the sun guide you to victory! who needs vitamin D supplements when you have our amazing minecraft server? let’s get glowing, gamers!
| Features |
|---|
| ⏰ 1.5+ years old world |
| ✨ Regular events and polls |
| ✅ Whitelist + Application |
| 👥 Active community and staff |
| 🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods |
| 📖 Lore |
| 🔍 Java v1.19.3 |
| 🦇 Custom origins and beliefs |
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How long has the server been running? | The server world is 1.5+ years old. |
| How can I join the server? | You can apply for whitelist through our application process. |
| What version of Java does the server use? | The server uses Java v1.19.3. |
| Are there special mods or features on the server? | Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs, as well as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. |
Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you make tough decisions like whether or not to let your kids hang out with their grandparents. Just ask our resident Minecraft wizard, they’ll give you the best advice on parenting and in-law drama.
So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!
