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CraftyFap Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7807	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ores Mined:	7488	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fappy talkypost tags to a whole new level! Join us to discuss your wildest fetishes and maybe even have a virtual jerk-off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our lowercase edition brings a whole new level of intimacy and excitement to the game. Imagine building your dream castle while engaging in some steamy chat about your favorite kinks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you explore your deepest desires, build epic structures, and have a good old-fashioned wank all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

CraftyFap Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crops Grown:	4460	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	8395	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take chatting to a whole new level – the Fappy Talky level! Join us to share your wildest fetishes, post tags that will make your grandma blush, and yes, even jerk off (virtually, of course).

In our Standing Up Edition, we encourage you to stand up for what you believe in (even if it’s a little weird) and let your freak flag fly high. Need some inspiration? Just look at our previous posts for some truly out-of-this-world content.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular member and loves to show off his pixelated peen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the fappy talky begin!

CraftyFap Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Votes:	2639
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to the most faptastic Minecraft server out there – /dft/! Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, on our server, you can post all about your wildest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session while playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hot, it’s literally heating up edition! We’ve got lava pits for you to jump into, fiery mobs to battle, and even a sauna where you can relax after a long day of mining and fapping.

So why wait? Join us on /dft/ and let your freak flag fly high in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to keep it PG-13 – we don’t want any creepers creeping where they shouldn’t be!

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

90s, baby, Computer, computing, funny, geek, Hardware, innovation, intel, long tail tag, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Nerd, Parody, Pentiums, Performance, processor, Rap, smp, software, SPEED, Technology

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	531103
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	4611
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Votes:	7172	Runes Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

CraftyChicksOnly

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

HezboSmashCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

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SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Star Shards Collected:	114
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	New Chunks Explored:	815764

Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

CraftyGirlz

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Villages Defended:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Chimeras Created:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	264

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!