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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9567 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Votes: | 8238 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1621 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 133 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 164 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?