CraftyFamBiz Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Crops Grown:	9319	Zombie Dances:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and leeches trying to take advantage of your success? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to mooch off your hard work. With our virtual real estate, you can create the ultimate kingdom and rule it with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice).

Forget about family shunning and shame, on our server, you are the king (or queen) and no one can tell you what to do with your assets. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or explore the Nether. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with entitled siblings!

UglyCraft – Beauty is in the blocks!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called ugly again because our virtual world is filled with pixelated beauty! Our server is so visually stunning that even the Ender Dragon would stop in its tracks to take a selfie with the scenery. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a flawless complexion and our enchanted weapons make you look like a total badass. So come join us and show off your inner and outer beauty in a world where even the creepers are jealous of your looks!

SuspendCraft: No Legal Reps Allowed

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even Brazilian judges are getting involved! they suspended X platform because it was too fire for them to handle. they were like, “we can’t handle all this awesomeness, we need a legal representative to deal with it!” but we were like, “nah, we don’t need that, we’re too busy building epic castles and fighting dragons in our Minecraft world.”

join this server if you want to be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. we’ve got players from all over the world, including Brazilian judges apparently. come see what all the fuss is about and join us for some epic adventures and non-stop laughs. trust us, you won’t regret it!

HorseLegsShot-OP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild west showdown up in here. if u ain’t careful, u gonna get shot in da leg and then it’s game over for u, partner. but don’t worry, we got healers who can fix u up real nice.

we also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. they’re armed with diamond swords and ready to cluck some heads. join us if u wanna be part of da epic battle between humans and chickens.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? it’s a real thrill ride, but watch out for the flaming zombies who like to hitch a ride.

so come on down to our server, where danger lurks around every corner and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos. yeehaw!

Lakehead SMP: Come Join our Chill Server Tomorrow – It’s Like Hermitcraft But Fun!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Overview of Lakehead SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla Hermitcraft-like SMP
Theme	Chill and laid-back, focused on fun and community
Launch Date	Launching tomorrow

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by submitting an application through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/R3DFChJRNc
What sets Lakehead SMP apart from other servers?	Lakehead SMP focuses on building a tight-knit community and enjoying the core aspects of Minecraft, rather than just rushing to beat the game.
Will the server stay small and exclusive?	Yes, we aim to keep the server small and tight-knit to provide a more personal and enjoyable experience for our players.

AnimeInspo Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Ores Mined:	5637
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	7703	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even anime characters are jealous! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, just like your favorite anime hero. Our server is so epic, even Goku himself would be impressed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner anime warrior in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laugh Out Loud Land

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join us for some hot and heavy action in our Erotic Roleplaying Thread, where you can let your wildest fantasies run wild with our Dual Demons Edition.

Ever wanted to seduce a creeper? Or maybe get down and dirty with a zombie? Anything is possible in our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the EULA, but who reads that anyway?).

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying “I never knew mining could be so sexy!” So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into our world of passion and pleasure. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

MovieMavens Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1182
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that’s not just a 10/10, but an 11/10! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that would make Hollywood jealous.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server gets together to blow up a giant statue of a famous YouTuber (don’t worry, they’re in on the joke). And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether complete with disco balls made of glowstone and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with diamond swords? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

WhatIfCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

What if I told you there was a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of Minecraft are turned upside down and inside out. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what’s your biggest “what if”? Join us and find out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BrazilCraft: X Suspended Supreme

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Farms Harvested:	623	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

so, like, the brazil supreme court was all like “hey, we gotta suspend X” and everyone was like “whaaaaat??” but then they were like “nah, it’s for the greater good, trust us” so now X is suspended and everyone is freaking out. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine as the DJ. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles. so come on over and leave all that brazil supreme court drama behind, let’s have some fun!

PapercutPocalypseMC

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Animals Bred:	25

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

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