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CraftyFailures Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyFailures

    CraftyFailures
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 9356
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

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    Join our Minecraft server and learn the biggest lesson from failure: never dig straight down! Trust us, we’ve had our fair share of players plummeting into lava pits because they didn’t follow this golden rule. But hey, at least they learned the hard way, right? So come join us and experience the thrill of narrowly escaping death by following our wacky rules and surviving the craziest adventures!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFailures Minecraft Server

    CraftyFailures Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 780
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Towns Built: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of failing in the business world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable lessons from the comfort of your blocky world. Our virtual economy is so booming, even the Ender Dragon invested in it! So come join us and turn your virtual failures into virtual success. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Steve Jobs of Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 8809
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 8557
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 171 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 44
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 740
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 266 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Chimeras Created: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 3821
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Chimeras Created: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 5038
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

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    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/commiecraft-where-russians-build-statues-and-creepers-explode/">karlssonSMP Overview</a>

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 112
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Zombie Dances: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 9891
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Enchantments Applied: 252
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 2058
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 New Chunks Explored: 27818
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Zombie Dances: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 2799
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 15 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 9301
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 726
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Magic Items Found: 7638
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

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