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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7865 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9550 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 24357 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 638 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9690 |
hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.
