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CraftyExcusesMC

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Votes:	3750	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Buildings Constructed:	46	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and you’ll never have to tell a boring lie again because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll have insane stories to tell for days!

Picture this: you’re being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about the time you convinced a group of creepers to start a dance party instead of exploding? Trust us, the lies you’ll tell to explain your absence from real life will be legendary. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Modern Chaos: Anarchy Gone Wild! 1.20.4 Java Edition

1.20.4, Anarchy, Bans, Chaos, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Donate, Edition, Empires, Exploration, Hacks, Hate Speech, java, Lag-free, MODERN, mutes, nether roof, Resets, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, vibrant, Wasteland, Wild, world border

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Discover a vast 3×3 million block world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.
Explore and exploit the nether roof.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any bans on the server?	No, there are no bans on the server. Only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.
Is the server reset ever?	No, the server never resets.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is modern-anarchy.org
Are there any plugins on the server?	No, there are no vanilla-altering plugins on the server.
Is there a world border on the server?	Yes, there is a 3×3 million block world border on the server.

BoobCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I grew boobs! That’s right, I logged in one day and suddenly I had a pair of glorious man boobs. Join us for the chance to witness this miracle and maybe even grow your own set of Minecraft boobs. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Truth Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where Nashposting is not only allowed, but encouraged! Forget about those other servers where 90% of the players ignore your faggotry – here, we embrace it with open arms.

And guess what? There’s no wolfie here to rain on your parade. Pro and anti Nash posters are all in cahoots and working together to create the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

We promise you won’t have to lend any diamonds to your fellow players, and if you do, they’ll actually pay you back! Plus, if you ever need a break from your significant other, just log on and build yourself a fortress to keep them out.

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for spending money on in-game purchases, because on our server, we encourage it! Trade in your virtual car for a dragon mount, buy some enchanted armor, or splurge on a pet creeper – the possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your partner about who pays for dinner.

BrotherlyMansplainNoMore

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that values feminism and fights against misogyny? Look no further! Join our server where we don’t tolerate calling professional women “females” because we know the power of words.

Our server is so feminist, even the creepers respect women’s expertise and lived experiences. We don’t mansplain here, we listen and learn from each other.

Join us and be part of a community that stands up against misogyny and educates others about male privilege. And hey, if you need to settle a disagreement with your brother about gender equality, bring him along too! Who knows, maybe a Minecraft building competition will help mend those broken family ties.

So come on over to our server and let’s smash the patriarchy together, one block at a time!

RegretCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Do you regret never joining a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, building a house out of rainbow blocks that shoot lasers, and taming a pet dragon that farts fireballs.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely out of cake, where the villagers are actually friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and diamonds are as common as dirt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ElephantCraft Minecraft Server

African elephants, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal studies, Asian elephants, cognitive abilities, Communication, conservation, Elephant behavior, ElephantCraft, elephants, intelligent animals, mammal, Minecraft, Naming, recognition, research, Server, social behavior, social interactions, study, vocalization, wildlife

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122

come join our epic minecraft server where elephants roam free and call each other by name! 🐘🐘🐘

imagine logging on and being greeted by a herd of elephants who are all like “hey dumbo, come join us for a game of minecraft!” 🤣🤣

these elephants are not your average elephants, they are master builders who can create the most insane structures with their trunks! 🏰🐘

you can team up with them to build the ultimate elephant kingdom or challenge them to a build battle and see who can create the most epic masterpiece! 🤯🤯

plus, rumor has it that there is a secret underground elephant disco where they party all night long to the latest hits! 🎶🎉

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wild world of elephants in minecraft like never before! 🐘🎮

YamamRescueCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Star Shards Collected:	204
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	5650
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIKE YAMAM FORCES RESCUING HOSTAGES FROM GAZA BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE A HERO AND SAVE PEEPS FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE GOT MAD SKILLS LIKE YAMAM AND WE WILL RESCUE U FROM BORING SERVERS. COME SAVE THE DAY WITH US AND BE A LEGEND. #YOLO #MINECRAFTHEROES #SAVETHEDAY

Forgive & ForgetCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crops Grown:	3228	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

so like, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t give a hoot about what you do because we forgive you anyways. like, you could build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle, we don’t care! we even have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. plus, we have a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes and the grass grows cotton candy.

oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle? yeah, he’s pretty fancy. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything goes!

GunCraft: Defend & Survive!

American, conspiracy theories, DEFEND, Defense, fear, firearm ownership, great replacement theory, gun advertisement, gun ownership, Guncraft, Guns, lack of safety, ownership, pandemic, personal protection, Protection, response, Safety, self defense, sense of security, societal trends, SURVIVE, Threats

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9757

YO, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL SAFE LIKE YOU GOT A GUN IN YO HANDS, BUT INSTEAD OF GUNS, YOU GOT A PICKAXE AND A SWORD! WE GOT CREEPERS CREEPIN’ AND ZOMBIES ZOMBIE-ING, BUT AIN’T NO PANDEMIC GONNA STOP US FROM BUILDIN’ AND SURVIVIN’!

WE GOT CONSPIRACY THEORIES FLOATIN’ AROUND LIKE STEVE BEIN’ AN ALIEN AND HEROBRIEN BEIN’ REAL! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YA COVERED WITH OUR VIRTUAL REALITY SAFETY NET!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY LANDS AND ENDLESS ADVENTURES! WHO NEEDS GUNS WHEN YOU GOT A DIAMOND SWORD, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOOOOO!