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CraftyExcusesMC

cover up, tall tale, dishonesty, Escape, fabrication

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and you’ll never have to tell a boring lie again because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll have insane stories to tell for days!

Picture this: you’re being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about the time you convinced a group of creepers to start a dance party instead of exploding? Trust us, the lies you’ll tell to explain your absence from real life will be legendary. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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Silvermons

Casual players, custom level cap, server ip, Gyms, competitive players

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Silvermons
Server Type	Pixelmon Reforged
Server Features	Custom level cap, Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack – Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Pixelmon Reforged?

A: Pixelmon Reforged is a mod for Minecraft that adds Pokemon to the game, allowing players to catch, train, and battle them.

Q: Is Silvermons a pay-to-win server?

A: No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server, focusing on a friendly community experience for all players.

Q: Are there any exclusive features on Silvermons?

A: Yes, Silvermons offers exclusive content such as custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, and Weekly Tournaments.

Whore Fixer Mine 1.21.1

manwhore, self-care, self improvement, Understanding, Women

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like trying to fix a manwhore but in a virtual world! Like, we all need to come together and fix this dude, he needs us! It’s like a quest to save the manwhore from himself, but with blocks and stuff. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server where we can all pretend to be therapists for a virtual player? It’s like Minecraft meets Dr. Phil, but with more explosions and less emotional baggage. Join now and help us fix the manwhore, he needs us!

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GamepassGrudge Minecraft Server

System, guilt tripping, non game-pass games, Server, CAR

Are you tired of friends who won’t chip in for game-pass because they’re saving up for a car? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cars don’t exist but fun and laughter do! We promise no guilt-tripping, just pure gaming joy. Plus, our virtual cars are way cooler than any real car your friend is saving up for. So hop on board and leave the real world behind, where friends actually contribute to the gaming experience. Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

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BlockBossBuster

annoying coworker, Boss, GED teacher, workplace dynamics, handling conflict

Are you tired of being micromanaged at work? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you’re the boss! No more sticky notes reminding you to lock the door or constant supervision from boomers. On our server, you can build your own empire without anyone breathing down your neck.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without someone asking if you remembered to submit your attendance. Picture yourself crafting epic structures without worrying about holding up a badge to a window. This server is your ticket to freedom from the prison of micromanagement!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual escape from the clutches of overbearing coworkers. Build, explore, and conquer without anyone telling you what to do. It’s time to break free and unleash your creativity in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Let’s build a better tomorrow, one block at a time!

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UnwantedGiftsMC

unforeseen setbacks, unwanted circumstances, unwelcome experiences, unexpected hardships, life’s disappointments

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Join our server and leave your boring life behind! We offer a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs (just kidding, they still explode). Say goodbye to reality and hello to the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server

Trumps, migrant shelters, migrants, us mexico border, migrant caravan

so, like, u know how trump be all like “no migrants allowed” and stuff? well, these poor peeps got stuck in mexico and now they facing all this crazy hostility. but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even remember why u were worried about trump in the first place. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together! #minecraftforlife #trumpwho?

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FarRightFiascoMC

grassroots movement, general election, THOUSANDS, anti-fascism, Political unrest

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a german election!! thousands of players protesting the rise of creepers and skeletons in our world, it’s like a political revolution but with blocky graphics. come join the chaos and fight for your right to mine diamonds and build epic structures. who needs real life politics when you can have virtual chaos in our server? plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every saturday night. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

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DreamCraft: ADHD Delayed!

Concentration issues, behavioral patterns, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, mental health, maladaptive daydreaming

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? but then you start daydreaming like crazy, and you’re all like “woah, am i actually playing minecraft or just in my own little world?” but hey, that’s the beauty of this server – it’s so immersive that you’ll never know what’s real and what’s just in your head!

plus, get this: all the players on this server are actually just figments of your imagination. that’s right, you’re the only real person there! so you can do whatever you want without any consequences, because who’s gonna stop you? no one, that’s who!

and here’s the kicker: if you join this server, you’ll never have to worry about being diagnosed with ADHD, because all that daydreaming will just blend right in with the gameplay. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let your imagination run wild!

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Cherry Block

camaraderie, vanilla tweaks, Discord, Cherry Block, stealing

Server Overview

Server Name Cherry Block

Server IP cherryblock.org

Bedrock Port 25565

Operational Hours Almost 24/7

FAQ

1. What is the server’s philosophy?

The server’s philosophy is to treat others as you wish to be treated, with no room for griefing, stealing, hacking, or cheating.

2. How long has the server been operational?

The server has been thriving since 2019.

3. Where can I join the community?

You can join the vibrant community on our Discord server.

4. What makes Cherry Block different from other servers?

Cherry Block offers a curated gameplay experience with premium quality of life modifications, striking a balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft.

5. Are there any specific rules I should be aware of?

Yes, the server has a zero tolerance policy for griefing, stealing, hacking, and cheating.

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