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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1346 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 319 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
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