CraftyElite Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyElite Minecraft Server

church shootings, counterterrorism measures, CraftyElite, Dagestan, extremism, government officials, investigation, Islamic radicalism, law enforcement, Minecraft, political connections, political elite, radical Islam, religious extremism, religious leaders, religious terrorism, religious violence, SECURITY, Server, synagogue, Terrorism, Vetted, violent attacks

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7087
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ores Mined:	8485	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we vet all our players for links to radical islam just like the dagestan political elite! we promise you won’t get shot at a synagogue or church here, just lots of fun and games! who knew minecraft could be so political? join now for a wild ride and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

Samurai Era Quest 1.20.3

#Swordsmanship, 1.20.3, Anime, Bakumatsu, Beautiful, Body, coverage, Edo period, era, historical, Japanese media, Kaori-dono, Kenshin Himura, kyoto, Manga, Meiji Restoration, Quest, Rurouni Kenshin, Samurai, Sengoku Jidai, shinsengumi, Taisho Era, time period

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through time and space, but like, in block form. Forget about Sengoku Jidai or Taisho Era, we’re all about that Rurouni Kenshin vibe, ya feel me?

And let me tell you, Kaori-dono’s body in this server is like, next level beautiful. Like, we’re talking pixelated perfection, man. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a work of art created by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and experience a whole new world where anything is possible, even time-traveling samurais and stunning pixelated beauties. It’s a trip you won’t regret, I promise.

Ugly2AttractiveMC

attractiveness, Body language, Confidence, dating advice, emotional intelligence, fashion, FITNESS, Grooming, haircare, hygiene, image makeover, mental health, personal growth, Personality development, self esteem, self improvement, skincare, Social Skills, Style tips, ugly man, Ugly2AttractiveMC

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of being an ugly Minecraft player? Do you want to be the hottest pixelated stud in town? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar transforms into a Minecraft heartthrob with just a few clicks. Our server is equipped with magical potions that will give you the perfect skin, hair, and even a killer outfit to make all the other players drool. Say goodbye to being a Minecraft outcast and hello to being the pixelated hottie you’ve always dreamed of!

Pumpkraft Modded MC

atm 9, Claim protection, Community, everyone, Homes, Ip:, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Network, ONLINE, Playtime ranks, Positive, Productive, Pumpkraft, PvP, Rtp, Server, Staff, tpa system, welcome

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	69
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Modpack	Server IP
Medieval MC 4 [FORGE] 1.20.1 v30	mmc4.pumpkraft.net
All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.3	tts9.pumpkraft.net

Extra Features:

Feel free to join our server directly or join our Discord for more information!

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server directly using the provided server IPs or join our Discord for more information.

Q: What modpacks are used on the server?

A: The server currently runs Medieval MC 4 [FORGE] 1.20.1 and All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.3 modpacks.

Q: What are the extra features of the server?

A: Some of the extra features include toggleable PvP status, claim protection, homes/rtp/tpa system, playtime ranks, and 24/7 staff availability.

Q: Is the community welcoming to new players?

A: Yes, we always strive to create a positive and inclusive community where everyone is welcome to join and enjoy the game.

Ejaculator’s Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Ejaculators, gooner, Guide, Masturbation, one pump chump, premature ejaculation, self worth, sexual confidence, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, Sexual empowerment, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual techniques, submissive, women superiority

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3386	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of self-discovery and humiliation!

Build your own virtual dungeon to reflect your innermost desires and insecurities!

Explore a world where women reign supreme and you are just a lowly peasant begging for their attention!

Experience the thrill of being a one pump chump in a safe and supportive environment!

Join now and unleash your submissive side in ways you never thought possible!

Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your true gooner nature and submit to the power of women!

Come play on our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

Crazy Craft Conundrum

#youtube, American, Bitches, commentary, complaining, Content Creator, conundrum, Craft, crazy, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, Diversity, humor, identity crisis, influencer, International, jewtuber, satire, social media, Stereotypes, travel, vlogger

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where we got American Jewtubers going all over the place and complaining non-stop about everything! Like, seriously, why are they always like this? But hey, if you’re down for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, then come join us on this epic server! Build, mine, explore, and just have a blast with us! Don’t miss out, join now! Let’s get this party started, woohoo! 🎉🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness

HonduranCraft Minecraft Server

base, central america, deportations, foreign relations, Honduran, Honduran President, HonduranCraft, immigration, Immigration Policy, leader, Mass Deportations, military base, Minecraft, national security, orders, Politics, push, Server, threatens, trump, Trump administration, U.S. Military, united states

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Emeralds Found:	8375	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz it’s like a party in ur computer, but wit blocks and stuff.

we got a crazy story for u, so like, dis honduran leader, he’s all like “yo, u better not deport my peeps or i’m gonna kick u.s. military out of my base.” can u believe dat? it’s like a soap opera, but in minecraft.

join our server and u can be part of da drama, build ur own base and defend it from crazy honduran leaders. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so what u waiting for? come join da fun and let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyCash500

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

omg u guyz u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz itz da only place where u can find da secret to becoming one of da world’s 500 richest people!!! we got diamondz for dayz and emeraldz galore, u gonna be swimmin in wealth like scrooge mcduck in no time!!! join now and u might just surpass $10 trillion in wealth dis year, no joke!!! don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, come join us and start ur journey to becoming a minecraft millionaire!!!

United Lands

alliances, cosmetic, Custom Items, discord community, dynamic world map, Earth Map, Epic battles, Fair Play, Geopolitical, geopolitical strategy, Immersive, immersive gameplay, immersive roleplay, Lands, marketplace, player-driven, Roleplay, smp, strategy, towny-based, United, vast lands

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7536
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Join United Lands: A Premier Geopolitical Earth SMP Experience!

Features
🌍 Step into a World Like No Other!	🎥 Watch Our Trailer	🛠️ Engage in Deep Gameplay	💹 Progress Your Way	💵 Player-Driven Economy	💸 Fair Play – No Pay-to-Win	⚔️ Epic Wars and Thrilling Combat

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.
Is there a Discord community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org
Are there in-game advantages for donations?	No, all store items are purely cosmetic and donations offer no in-game advantages.
What type of gameplay is available on the server?	Players can engage in deep gameplay including building towns, roleplaying, and participating in epic wars and combat.
Can I view the server’s world map?	Yes, you can view the dynamic world map at https://map.unitedlands.org

Chud Bullies United 1.20.4

1.20.4, anti-bullying, Bullies, bully awareness, bully behavior, bully consequences, bully culture, bully education, bully intervention, bully prevention programs, bully psychology, bully social impact, bully stereotypes, bully stigma, bully support, bully victims, bullying, bullying prevention, Chud, cyberbullying, Harassment, school bullying, United, vicious chud bullies

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchantments Applied:	283	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chud bullies by building a fortress made of diamond blocks.

We have a secret underground base where you can hide from the bullies and plot your revenge with other players.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs that will make you question your sanity.

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, ready to take on any bully that comes your way.

Don’t let the chuds win, join our server and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

ToddlerGlamStopperMC

AMBITION, career, child development, Communication, Curiosity, DAUGHTER, education, encouragement, family, family dynamics, Gender norms, Gifts, History, in-laws, makeup, Math, oceans, parenting, Science, societal expectations, Stars, ToddlerGlamStopperMC

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of your daughter being bombarded with “girlie” gifts like makeup and hair care products on other servers? Join our server where we encourage curiosity about the stars, the oceans, history, science, and math from a young age! No more gender norms here, just pure exploration and fun! Plus, our in-laws are all highly educated and career-driven, so your daughter will be inspired to reach for the stars (literally)! Say goodbye to societal expectations and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server! Join now and let your daughter’s imagination run wild!