CraftyEatsMC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyEatsMC

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Buildings Constructed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of spending hours in the kitchen trying to make healthy meals? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and experience the magic of instantly teleporting nutritious meals straight to your inventory. No more chopping, slicing, or dicing – just sit back, relax, and let our virtual chefs do all the work for you. Plus, rumor has it that eating our virtual meals will give your in-game character superhuman strength and agility. So why wait? Join our server now and start feasting like a Minecraft king!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

apologies, car safety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DadCraft, distracted driving, family dynamics, Hall, Lecture, parent-child relationships, parenting, phone usage, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, road safety, rules, safe driving, teenage drivers, traffic laws, Transportation, Understanding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

brand collaborations, BrickBucks, building blocks, Childhood, Collectibles, construction, creativity, expensive toys, iconic toys, imagination, innovation, lego, lego history, LEGO sets, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playthings, Playtime, popular toys, smp, Toy, toy industry, toy trends

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Votes:	180
Emeralds Found:	2108	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

TinyPeevesMC

daily frustrations, insignificant annoyances, irrational pet peeves, little things that bother me, minor annoyances, minor bothers, minor disturbances, minor grievances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, minuscule irritations, petty annoyances, petty grievances, small annoyances, small grievances, small irritations, small vexations, tiny annoyances, TinyPeevesMC, trivial annoyances, trivial irritations

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Votes:	8817
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Enchantments Applied:	199
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employed, Fair Gameplay, finding, Fun, Good, Lost, MONEY, new, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected staff, Semi Vanilla, server ip, smp, Space, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Buildings Constructed:	37

Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

BIASED, Deception, election, Fake, fake news, fake polls, Inaccurate, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Polls, Propaganda, remember when, remember when polls were biased, remember when polls were deceptive, remember when polls were fake, remember when polls were inaccurate, remember when polls were manipulated, remember when polls were unreliable, Server, unreliable

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

baddiedem, Brit, British artists, british culture, british entertainment, British fashion, British hip hop, British lifestyle, british music, British musicians, british rap, british slang, British Talent, British urban culture, British urban music, edish, grime music, London music scene, Minecraft, smp, UK artists

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Void Armor Forged:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Potions Brewed:	149	Falling into the Void:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

BlockyMind

BlockyMind, critical thinking, deep thoughts, overlooked issues, philosophical musings, questioning society, societal apathy, societal blind spots, societal complacency, societal ignorance, societal indifference, societal norms, unpopular opinions

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

$3B, Banking, Banks, BlockBucksMC, CBC News, compliance, Corruption, criminal activity, financial crime, financial institution, fined, Historic, investigation, Legal, Money laundering case, penalty, pleading guilty, Regulatory, scandal, SETTLEMENT, TD Bank, US

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	650
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mines Excavated:	4505
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Digimon General Minecraft Server

Adventure 25th, Bandai Card Games Fest, card game, Comic Chapter, cs mod, Digimon, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, Dino Sentai, DragonRod, general, Gomamon figure, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, Minecraft, next 0rder, Reference Book, Server, Web Novel

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Animals Bred:	156
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mines Excavated:	1213
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!