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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 6227 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.