CraftyDressCodeNoob

aita, Boyfriend, Company, CraftyDressCodeNoob, Dinner, dressing up, feel, Happy, living room, normal, parents, PJ shorts, response, roommate, Rude, Shirt, thought, Water

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ores Mined:	8201
Gods Slained:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1547

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take dressing up for dinner parties very seriously! Join us for a chance to impress your roommate’s parents and boyfriend with your pixelated fashion sense. Who knows, maybe they’ll even invite you to their next virtual dinner party! Don’t miss out on this opportunity to show off your stylish Minecraft skins and make a lasting impression. Join now and start planning your next dinner party outfit!

Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat

admins, Adventure, baseball, Bluemap, Chat, Crafting Datapacks, Discordsrv, Friends, Griefing, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Season, Season Four, season three, Server, Shells, smp, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft, turtles, Vanilla, vanilla style, VOICE, Wild

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Items Found:	6112
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Reveal Trailer	Watch Here
Discord Server	Join Here
Season Five Bluemap	View Here

Features

Land Claim Plugin: Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Crafting Datapacks: Includes various crafting enhancements
Admin Team: Ensures player activity is monitored and questions are answered
10,000 x 10,000 Map: Pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation
DiscordSRV: Stay connected with players via Discord
Custom Resource Pack: Optional pack with polished textures
Trouble-maker System: Three strikes policy for rule breakers

Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Season Five launch?	Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST.
What is the IP Address of the server?	The IP Address is turtlecraft.us
Are there any plugins for land claiming?	Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected.
What is the size of the map in Season Five?	The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap.

Troll Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, gaming culture, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, troll, trolling, trolling community, trolling evolution, trolling history, trolling in chat rooms, trolling in competitive gaming, trolling in forums, trolling in gaming culture, trolling in multiplayer games, trolling in online communities, trolling in online games, trolling in social media, trolling in video games, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, video games

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all trolls and pranksters!

Join us for epic trolling battles where you can unleash your inner trickster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build elaborate traps, set up hilarious pranks, and watch the chaos unfold as your friends fall victim to your devious schemes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of mischievous gnomes who roam the server causing mayhem wherever they go. Will you join their ranks and become a master of mischief?

So if you’re ready to embrace the art of trolling in all its glory, come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what outrageous adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world.

Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers

Ancient, Minecraft, smp, Time, travelers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	176
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Star Shards Collected:	190
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you will ever encounter! Picture this: 2500 years ago, a group of ancient Minecraft players stumbled upon a mystical server hidden deep within the virtual realm. Legend has it that this server is filled with rare ores, enchanted weapons, and even talking animals that can help you on your quest for dominance.

Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DogWatch Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, aunt, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, DEBT, Decision making, dog sitting, DogWatch, family drama, family dynamics, financial compensation, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, payment, pet care, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, unexpected situation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as Matilda’s situation!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected responsibilities, just like Matilda when she found herself in charge of two giant dogs for four months. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a virtual pet dragon to take care of!

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never be bored on our server. Just like how Sophia left Matilda in the lurch, you never know what surprises await you in our virtual world.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of dogs you end up taking care of)!

MrsBlockheadCraft

Boundaries, calling MIL by first name, Communication, cultural norms, disagreement, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, long-term relationships, Marriage, misunderstanding, MrsBlockheadCraft, Personal preferences, relationships, Respect, SIL power play, traditional values, WIBTA

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no requests to call anyone by their last name!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.

Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!

GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Votes:	2295
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Star Shards Collected:	284
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Farms Harvested:	317
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	6378
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

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